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Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another child . . . .

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

Investigators said about seven adults, both residents and visitors, were in the living room when the shooting occurred. Two young boys were in a bedroom where the gun had been left out. Adults told investigators they heard a gunshot and rushed to find the 2-year-old injured and the 4-year-old holding the weapon.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

And another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

Despite life-saving measures, the 5-year-old child died at the scene. The 8-year-old child was flown to a hospital, where he is in critical condition.

The Kansas Bureau of Investigation said preliminary information indicates that a young child picked up a loaded, unsecured shotgun and fired it, shooting the two children.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” who didn’t know the gun was loaded.

A five-year-old boy underwent surgery after being accidentally shot in the chest by an AR-15-style rifle while his father was cleaning his guns, Bay Area officials said Monday.

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Investigators learned that while cleaning his guns, the father retrieved his rifle from a gun case and accidentally pulled the trigger, police said. The father told investigators that he thought the rifle was empty.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

When you are involved in a dispute over proper behavior, be sure to settle it with your politeness.

We are a broken society.

Another osymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Once again, playing with a gun leads to gun play.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expel the contents of his portable phallus at a fellow driver.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

As we all know, one must practice one’s politeness.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

As you prepare to board public transit, demonstrate politeness to your fellow riders.

The victim said he was at the bus stop preparing to board when he was pushed from behind by Mays. He said he turned around and pushed Mays back, after which Mays shot him one time in the chest.

So many guns. So much stupid.

And politeness, it appears, provokes panic.

The noise that spooked spring breakers at Daytona Beach and caused a massive stampede over the weekend was not gunshots, the sheriff revealed Monday.

The panic-causing sound had a much more mundane origin: people crushing water bottles.

Welcome to life in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels constrained to discharge his portable phallus whilst traversing the nation’s highways.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

According to the Escambia County (Florida–ed.) Sheriff’s Office, someone was cleaning a .45-caliber weapon that they thought to be unloaded. The weapon discharged, hitting the teen in the upper leg.

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Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child treated in another emergency room.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

The 10-year-old girl who died after she was shot in the parking lot of a Sonic drive-in on Tuesday was playing outside the family car, when an 8-year-old child inside the car picked up a gun and accidentally shot her, a Baton Rouge police spokesperson said.

So many guns. So much stupid.

I suspect I’m not the only one to be somewhat disconcerted by how many “responsible gun owners” are unaware that their portable phalluses are shoot their lo–oh, never mind.

Davis admitted that he and the victim were doing firearm drills, in which they would ‘quick draw’ their firearms and point the weapons at each other. Davis told law enforcement that he believed his gun was unloaded, pointed it at the victim and pulled the trigger, firing a round at the victim’s head, according to the probable cause affidavit.