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Show politeness to your fellow automobile excursionists.

If you must crash a party, be sure to crash it with politeness.

Show politeness at the politeness show.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Politeness can be a moving experience.

Familial politeness.

PoliticalProf.

Don’t play with your portable phallus.

Yet another child . . . .

Another random act of politeness.

And, as we all know, a polite society is a clean society.

We are a society of stupid.

They get fiendlier every day.

Play with your partner with politeness.

According to the sheriff’s office, a woman told deputies she and her boyfriend were ‘in bed playing with a 38-caliber revolver when it accidentally discharged,’ hitting her in the lower stomach.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

He had a pocket full of politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

Get a load of the politeness.

Officers say they responded to a shooting call around 9 p.m. on Sunday at a home near Southwest 67th Street and Western Avenue.

When they got there, they found the alleged shooter and one person who had been shot in the stomach.

SGT. Dillon Quirk with Oklahoma City Police stated, “This person had been displaying a firearm to a family member’ […] ‘The family member did not know it was loaded.”

I was taught to always treat a gun as if it were loaded until I checked it myself and verified it was not.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner,” yet another child. Fortunately, this child will recover.

After further investigation, it was determined that the father of the victim laid his 9 mm handgun down on the counter while gathering other belongings, and his 6-year-old nephew picked up the weapon and pulled the trigger. The gun fired and the round struck the victim in the head.

We are a society of stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

You’ve heard of drive-by shootings, what about a drive-thru shooting?

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.