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. . . and and you just may be pampered.

Another child.

We are a broken society.

. . . and another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Waynesville (NC–ed) police said it was Saturday when a man walked into Clyde’s Restaurant. It was packed for dinner on a late Saturday afternoon. Chief David Adams said when the man, and the woman he was with, went to pay at the counter, the revolver he had in his pants pocket went off. The restaurant’s surveillance camera picked up the incident.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another car.

Another improperly stored firearm.

Another child.

Our society’s addiction to lead is killing us.

. . . and meet some oxymoronic “responsible gun owners.”

Another child is offered to the NRA’s leaden idol.

More back seat politeness:

According to police, the suspect and the victim were in a car with one other person when, from the back seat, the loaded gun that the suspect was handling went off once, hitting him in the leg before striking the victim in the driver’s seat.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Party with politeness.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” chooses to be polite to our furry four-legged friends.

It would seem that, in gun nut world, “SPCA” stands for the “Society for Pointing Carbines at Animals.”

We are a broken society.

Be polite to our furry four-legged friends.

Words fail me.

A 2-year-old died in the hospital after police say she “accidentally shot herself.”

Around 1 p.m. Tuesday, Hampton police went to the 500 block of Marcella Road after a call about a shooting, according to a recent press release. Officers found a 2-year-old suffering from a single gunshot wound, and she was taken to a local hospital. . . .

Thus passeth another child in the NRA’s Garden of Eden Ending.

Florida Man.

Yet another child is sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

Another random act of politeness.

A DeLand woman was hit in the shoulder by a shot fired from outside her home Thursday night, according to police.

The lowest common denominator in all this is not, as one may wish to think, “mental illness,” or even, as seems more likely, the stupid.

It’s the guns.

Without the guns, the stupid and the “mentally ill” would be–how shall I put this?–much less dangerous.

Don’t get me wrong.

I’m not about banning guns.

But I’m certainly about controlling them.

The hunt for politeness bags yet more trophies.

We are a failing society of stupid.

Yet another random act of politeness.

The hunt for politeness goes on.

And on.

Show politeness to your friends.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

We are a society of stupid.