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The hunt for politeness goes into overdrive.

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another child . . . .

A 3-year-old Virginia boy died after a shooting at a campground in Martic Township on Friday night, according to the Lancaster County (PA–ed.) Coroner’s Office.

The story goes on to say

. . . according to the coroner’s office, a preliminary investigation found the incident wasn’t under suspicious circumstances.

How the blankety-blank could the “circumstances” not be “suspicious”? Either someone shot the child, purposefully or not, or the child found a firearm left negligently about and shot himself.

One thing is certain. The gun did not fire itself.

Either way, a life ended needlessly, sacrificed on the altar of the portable phallus.

I find that suspicious.

Politeness goes to the dogs.

We are a broken society.

Set an example of politeness at the youth sports event.

We are a broken society.

Once again, a child plays with politeness.

Police believe that a 4-year-old child, who was in the backseat of the car, somehow found a loaded firearm and accidentally fired the weapon, striking a 2-year-old child, who was also in the backseat.

Politeness is a family value.

Another random act of politeness.

I have a word of advice for oxymoronic “responsible gun owners”:

Don’t play with your portable phallus.

Mower politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Deputies said the (five-year-old–ed.) child was able to gain access to a gun and shot himself in the leg. He was taken to a local hospital where he was expected to undergo surgery, but should be okay.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

(Don’t) Show your politeness on “social” media.

And another random act of politeness.

We are a failing state.

The hunt for politeness continues.

One wonders, was it his furry ears or his howling at the moon . . . .

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Party with politeness.

We are a broken society.

A responsbile gun owner sets an example of sportsmanship with politeness.

A juvenile retrieved a gun from a vehicle and shot two other young people following an altercation that began during a Pop Warner football practice in central Florida, police said.

The juvenile fired one shot on Monday night, hitting one child in the arm and the other in the torso, Apopka police Chief Mike McKinley said during a news conference.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” can’t resist playing with his portable phallus.

Another child is sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s priapic idol.