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They found politeness is a parking space.

“Our victim was unhappy with the way the defendant parked his car on his street, that he didn’t park close enough to the next car. I guess he felt that there was more room he should’ve pulled up,” said Bernhardt.

Police say the two initially walked away from each other, but Floyd came back. The victim used bear spray on Floyd and investigators say that’s when Floyd pulled out a gun and fired three shots as the victim ran into an alley.

We are a broken society.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

And another “responsible gun owner” shows politeness to his parent.

A man shot and killed his father when the gun accidentally went off as the two were looking at it, according to Manatee County deputies.

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And another “responsible gun owner” feels privileged to discharge his portable phallus whilst proceeding along the nation’s highways.

Really now.

If you are going to play with your portable phallus, you shouldn’t act surprised if it discharges.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

And every time the police or news reports refer to an “accidental” shooting, they provide a “Get Out of Jail Free” card for negligence.

He was strolling through the woods one day when his gun became sentient and decided to fire itself.

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And another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child . . . .

“The toddler was in the backseat of a vehicle, grabbed mom’s purse and took out the firearm and shot himself in the leg,” Delgado told reporters at the scene, adding that the child was not in “any type of seat restraint.”

We are a society of stupid.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Show politeness to your fellow party-goers.

Self-politeness is the politest kind:

Following the investigation, officials determined the victim was trying to unload and secure a firearm when it misfired, hitting his leg. After he accidentally shot himself, the man was transported to a local hospital.

Aside:

Methinks someone needs to look up the meaning of “misfire” in his Merriam-Webster. It does not mean what the writer thinks it means.

This time, politeness didn’t go to the dogs. It went to the cats.

I guess nothing beats pointless cruelty with the point of a gun to show people who’s a real big man.

And another “responsible gun owner” exposes children to a portable phallus.

Detectives investigated the shooting and said the 7-year-old found the gun in an adult’s backpack. He pulled the gun out of the bag, and it went off while in his hand.

And another reminder that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Politeness is a family value.

We are a failing society.

Once again, one of those “responsible gun owners” exposes a portable phallus to children.

Another child . . . .

Thus passeth another life in NRA Paradise.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

Here’s a snippet from the report:

“It’s a very serious issue,” (Shelby County Chief Deputy District Attorney Ben–ed.) Fuller said. “Folks get behind the wheel of a car, they think they’re invincible.”

Fuller said prosecutors have seen an increase in road rage-related violence, and the consequences can be severe.

And another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Investigators say the child’s father left his gun out in the open. The child then found the gun and accidentally shot themselves.

Yet another random act of politeness.