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Be polite to our furry four-legged friends.

Words fail me.

A 2-year-old died in the hospital after police say she “accidentally shot herself.”

Around 1 p.m. Tuesday, Hampton police went to the 500 block of Marcella Road after a call about a shooting, according to a recent press release. Officers found a 2-year-old suffering from a single gunshot wound, and she was taken to a local hospital. . . .

Thus passeth another child in the NRA’s Garden of Eden Ending.

Florida Man.

Yet another child is sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

Another random act of politeness.

A DeLand woman was hit in the shoulder by a shot fired from outside her home Thursday night, according to police.

The lowest common denominator in all this is not, as one may wish to think, “mental illness,” or even, as seems more likely, the stupid.

It’s the guns.

Without the guns, the stupid and the “mentally ill” would be–how shall I put this?–much less dangerous.

Don’t get me wrong.

I’m not about banning guns.

But I’m certainly about controlling them.

The hunt for politeness bags yet more trophies.

We are a failing society of stupid.

Yet another random act of politeness.

The hunt for politeness goes on.

And on.

Show politeness to your friends.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

We are a society of stupid.

Show politeness at family gatherings.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” tries to fly the fiendly skies.

Another random act of politeness.

And we all know that cleanliness is next to politeness . . . .

A man in Logan County died after accidentally shooting himself in the chest Friday afternoon according to the Logan County Sheriff’s Office.

Officials said that the man was cleaning a gun when he accidentally fired the shot.

A bystander is caught in a polite exchange.

We are a broken society.

More guns and stupid.

Officials say last Sunday a 62-year-old hunter in Adams County shot at what he thought was a deer. As it turned out, the animal was actually a dog. And the 47-year-old woman walking that dog was hit in the abdomen.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

According to Chief Mark Harcrow, at 3:23 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 21 the officers responded to the report of an accidental shooting at the Pint and Barrel restaurant. Harcrow said at the restaurant, officers found a 25-year-old male with an apparent gunshot wound to the left thigh. They applied a tourniquet to the subject’s leg to control bleeding.

Harcrow said the man was sitting outside of the building while carrying a handgun in his pocket when he accidentally discharged the handgun and was struck in the leg.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

The hunt for politeness continues apace.