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Another random act of politeness.

I have a word of advice for oxymoronic “responsible gun owners”:

Don’t play with your portable phallus.

Mower politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Deputies said the (five-year-old–ed.) child was able to gain access to a gun and shot himself in the leg. He was taken to a local hospital where he was expected to undergo surgery, but should be okay.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

(Don’t) Show your politeness on “social” media.

And another random act of politeness.

We are a failing state.

The hunt for politeness continues.

One wonders, was it his furry ears or his howling at the moon . . . .

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Party with politeness.

We are a broken society.

A responsbile gun owner sets an example of sportsmanship with politeness.

A juvenile retrieved a gun from a vehicle and shot two other young people following an altercation that began during a Pop Warner football practice in central Florida, police said.

The juvenile fired one shot on Monday night, hitting one child in the arm and the other in the torso, Apopka police Chief Mike McKinley said during a news conference.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” can’t resist playing with his portable phallus.

Another child is sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s priapic idol.

Yet another child . . . .

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

One would expect police to know that.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

The 30-year-old man was at a business in the West District about 4:15 p.m. Tuesday when he reached for his wallet and instead accidently (sic) fired a gun that was inside a satchel, Chief Shon Barnes said in his blog.

The man did not realize what had happened right away as he thought it just sounded like something fell. The man then noticed he had shot himself in the thigh, Barnes said.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

Aside:

Yeah, I know you probably find these posts tiresome.

No more tiresome than I find the pointless pain perpetuated by the proponents of the portable phallus.

There’s a reason why you’re supposed to unload guns when transporting them.

“Linden Police Chief David Dulude said the incident occurred shortly after 3:30 p.m. Witnesses reported a store employee, identified as Larry Lawrence, 39, of Queen City, was in the process of placing groceries in the rear seat of a vehicle, where a dog was located.

“Lawrence then began to pet the dog when a .22 rifle, also located in the rear seat of the vehicle, discharged striking Lawrence in the chest. Resuscitative measures were given to Lawrence by witnesses.

The story goes on to report that those “resuscitative measures” were not successful.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Popping off at Popeyes.

Another responsible gun owner (sic) exercises poor judge-ment.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” thought the gun was unloaded.

According to a witness at the scene, a gunshot went off in the apartment, and the teen walked into the room holding his chest and said, “Papa shot me.”

The grandfather confirmed that he shot his grandson with a Glock .45 pistol but said he thought it was unloaded.