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And another child is exposed to politeness . . . .

Yet another child is sacrificed to the NRA’s leaden idol.

. . . authorities believe the 3-year-old got ahold of a loaded semi-automatic pistol and accidentally shot her 4-year-old sister.

Yet another child is injured in a random act of politeness.

Columbus police told 10TV that the boy was sleeping downstairs in a home on Evergreen Road when a family member accidentally fired a gunshot in the kitchen. The bullet went through the floor and stuck the boy.

We are a broken society.

Party with politeness.

Yet more random acts of politeness.

Welcome to NRA Paradise.

A 13-year-old is accused of shooting an 11-year-old girl after a gun in his waistband accidentally fired in a car Sunday evening in Lakeland.

We are a broken society.

Full story at the link.

Yet another child . . . .

Politeness is a family value.

Yet another random act of politeness:

According to New Orleans police, the child was with his father and an “acquaintance” outside a home in the 40 block of Westpark Court when the acquaintance’s gun accidentally discharged wounding the child.

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Police say the 3-year-old suffered a graze gunshot wound.

Who could have predicted that “responsible gun ownership” would lead to something like this happening over and over again almost every day?

(Well, pretty much anyone who wasn’t blinded by his or her fetish for portable phalluses . . . .)

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Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” shows his politeness to a friend.

Meanwhile, in a sane universe . . . .

Last year, the Transportation Security Administration seized a record 6,542 guns at airports around the country. Most people who are stopped for having a gun at an airport checkpoint say they forgot they had the weapon with them.

If you’re too stupid to know you’re packing heat, maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to pack heat.

Afterthought:

Yeah, I know that most of them didn’t really “forget.” They just couldn’t face being separated from their portable phalluses.

Let’s try this again:

If you’re too stupid to realize that metal detectors detect metal, maybe you’re too stupid be allowed near anything made of metal.

Show your politeness to your fellow driver after a fender-bender.

We are a broken society.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Via Yellowdoggranny.

Once again, youngsters made the mistake of playing with a portable phallus.

Once again, politeness becomes a family affair.

And another gun–er–fancier is unable to resist flaunting his portable phallus in public.