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Really now.

If you are going to play with your portable phallus, you shouldn’t act surprised if it discharges.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

And every time the police or news reports refer to an “accidental” shooting, they provide a “Get Out of Jail Free” card for negligence.

He was strolling through the woods one day when his gun became sentient and decided to fire itself.

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And another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child . . . .

“The toddler was in the backseat of a vehicle, grabbed mom’s purse and took out the firearm and shot himself in the leg,” Delgado told reporters at the scene, adding that the child was not in “any type of seat restraint.”

We are a society of stupid.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Show politeness to your fellow party-goers.

Self-politeness is the politest kind:

Following the investigation, officials determined the victim was trying to unload and secure a firearm when it misfired, hitting his leg. After he accidentally shot himself, the man was transported to a local hospital.

Aside:

Methinks someone needs to look up the meaning of “misfire” in his Merriam-Webster. It does not mean what the writer thinks it means.

This time, politeness didn’t go to the dogs. It went to the cats.

I guess nothing beats pointless cruelty with the point of a gun to show people who’s a real big man.

And another “responsible gun owner” exposes children to a portable phallus.

Detectives investigated the shooting and said the 7-year-old found the gun in an adult’s backpack. He pulled the gun out of the bag, and it went off while in his hand.

And another reminder that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Politeness is a family value.

We are a failing society.

Once again, one of those “responsible gun owners” exposes a portable phallus to children.

Another child . . . .

Thus passeth another life in NRA Paradise.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

Here’s a snippet from the report:

“It’s a very serious issue,” (Shelby County Chief Deputy District Attorney Ben–ed.) Fuller said. “Folks get behind the wheel of a car, they think they’re invincible.”

Fuller said prosecutors have seen an increase in road rage-related violence, and the consequences can be severe.

And another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Investigators say the child’s father left his gun out in the open. The child then found the gun and accidentally shot themselves.

Yet another random act of politeness.

Be polite to your fellow family members.

So many guns. So much stupid.

More politeness on the pavement.

Yessiree Bob, selling all them guns sure does make persons more polite, don’t it.

(Shhhhh. We won’t talk about the ROI for the Mongers of Death.)

Yet another “responsible gun owner” fondles his portable phallus and sends himself and a child to the hospital upon its–er–discharge.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Honor the nation’s birthday with politeness.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.