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. . . but be prepared for a jarring experience.

On Christmas Eve, in the true spirit of the NRA’s meretricious marketing slogan, these folks settled their differences with politeness.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are reminded that “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

Once again, we are reminded that law enforcement needs to learn what words mean.

Afterthought:

As long as “negligence” is classified as “accident,” gun nuts have a “Get Our of Jail Free” card.

And, as we all know, politeness is a family value.

(In a broken society, that is.)

Yet another random act of politeness.

Yet another reminder not to toy with instruments of death.

Yet another reminder that “accidentalal” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

Yet another sacrifice to the NRA’s leaden idol.

Yet other reminder that we are a broken society.

Yet another random act of politeness . . . .

We are broken.

Once again, we are reminded that politeness takes practice.

They get fiendlier every day.

We are a broken state.

In the land of prolific portable phalluses, history repeats itself over and over and over once more again.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

Yet another oxymoronic (emphasis on the “moronic”) “responsible gun owner” allows politeness to become child’s play.

writing in The Seattle Times, Steve Valandra, an American who has a residence in Portugal, looks at American gunnuttery from afar. An excerpt:

Seeing the U.S. from the outside frames an ugly and shameful truth: Too many Americans have a selfish and deadly desire for guns, particularly those that rapidly fire off multiple rounds within seconds. The fetish is often wrapped in a twisted view of patriotism and a sham of personal safety and defense.

More check-out courtesy.

Here in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’, politeness is a family value. From the New York Times; follow the link for the numbers.

Gun violence recently surpassed car accidents as the leading cause of death for American children.

A society that values portable phalluses over progeny is a ipso facto a failed society.

Be polite to the staff at your local fast food establishment.

We are a failing state.

I’m going to keep at it in the forlorn hope that it might one day sink in: “Accident” and “negligence” are not synonyms.

Yet another responsible gun owner (sic) goes tripping on his politeness.

Yet another responsible gun owner–oh, well, you know the rest.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.