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Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

A high school cheer coach in Texas was killed after being struck by a stray bullet while attending a conference, according to authorities.

Celebrate birthdays with politeness.

Continuing in a similar vein, it appears that another “responsible gun owner” has succumbed to the “pull of the portable phallus.”

An investigation revealed a group of teenagers had been playing “ding-dong-ditch,” which means they ring people’s doorbells and run away. The teens reportedly approached 91 Waterford Rd., knocked on the door, and ran away.

“The resident of 91 Waterford Rd. later identified as 30-year-old Vincent Martin of Harrison, produced a handgun and shot at the teens numerous times, striking one victim in the right calf causing serious, but non-life-threatening injuries,” the release stated.

We are a broken society.

Another “responsible gun owner” shows off her politeness.

Police say Maria Morales, 51, was arrested under suspicion of manslaughter and negligent discharge of a firearm and was booked into the Madera County Jail.

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“We have a witness that was next door that heard people laughing and seemed like they were just having a good time,” Sgt. McCombs said.

According to McCombs, Morales was showing the victim her gun while trying to detach the magazine; that’s when the firearm went off and hit the victim in the head.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

Officials said the boy found a gun stored in a bedroom and shot himself. His father attempted to revive him until first responders arrived, but the toddler died at the scene.

Sheriff Gerald Sticker says the gun was between the mattress and the box spring, accessible at eye level to the child. The father reportedly kept the firearm for safety reasons but did not secure it properly.

Just another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Yet another oxymmoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Yet another gun that (is claimed to have) fired itself.

When deputies arrived at the home, a man related to the teen told detectives he was “handling a firearm in another room of the house when the gun accidentally fired.”

The bullet went through the wall and struck the girl, authorities said.

Emergency personnel airlifted the teen to an area hospital.

We are a society of stupid.

More courtesy on the concrete.

We are society suffering from a severe case of lead poisoning.

Police say a 4-year-old child in the home had found a loaded firearm in the basement.

“While the child was touching the firearm, it discharged causing a projectile to pass through the ceiling of the basement and through the floor of the main level and into a sibling’s foot on the main level of the home,” according to a search warrant affidavit filed in 3rd District Court.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Politeness was in the bag.

As we know, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

“A four-year-old child who had gotten a hold of a gun that had been left laying out, for whatever reason, accidentally fired the gun, striking his sibling, five year old sibling, hit him in the leg with the gunshot,” Msgt. Gary Knight with the Oklahoma City Police Department said.

So, too, apparently, is “responsible parent.”

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.” . . . Yet another child . . . .

The child was immediately transported to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries and was treated.

CCSO (Clay County, Florida, Sheriff’s Office–ed,) said a preliminary investigation revealed the child found the parent’s handgun and accidentally discharged the firearm. Nobody else was injured.

Just another day in NRA Paradise.

As we all know, politeness takes practice.

At around 5 p.m. on Friday, July 5, the man was shot in the abdomen by a rifle that discharged when another man was attempting to unload it at the George Nourse Gun Range south of Nampa, the Canyon County Sheriff’s Office said in a news release. The man died at the scene after life-saving measures were unsuccessful.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

They get fiendlier every day.

Show politeness to your fellow party-goers.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

When dining in a restaurant. show politeness to the wait staff.

The pair finished their meals and got the bill, but instead of paying, the man allegedly left the restaurant, and the woman went to the restroom, according to police.

Officials said staff tried to get the man to stay and pay but were unsuccessful. Witnesses told police that when the woman came out of the restroom, she also tried to leave without paying. Staff confronted her, and she allegedly pulled the gun on employees, according to officials.

A struggle ensued, but a staff member was able to pull the gun away from the woman before she fled the scene in a vehicle, according to police.

The stupid. It burns.

More stupid at the link.

Via All Things Amazing, an image site (some images NSFW).

Celebrate holidays with random acts of politeness.

Trousdale County (Tenn.–ed.) Sheriff Ray Russell said the victim had put her grandchild in the back of the car after the fireworks show. She was talking to someone outside the car when she thought someone hit her with a bottle rocket.

But then she looked down and saw blood coming from her abdomen and realized she’d been shot. The round went right through her. She had to be life-flighted to Vanderbilt University Medical Center but is in stable condition.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.