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Yet more neighborly politeness . . . .

Authorities said an elderly man accidentally fired a gun inside his apartment at St. Anthony Place and the bullet traveled through the wall and entered the adjacent apartment, narrowly missing the two elderly individuals who live there.

One more time, “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms.

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Treat your neighbors to a little politeness.

Investigation determined that a gun had been fired in a third floor apartment, traveling through the floor and through the ceiling of the occupied second floor apartment underneath.

(snip)

Stone (the shooter–ed,) indicated to police that he believed the handgun was not loaded at the time that he was manipulating it.

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Another child is the victim of the confluence of guns and stupid.

Another day in NRA Paradise

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Expose the firefighters striving to save your house to your politeness.

Fredrickson was working an exterior hose line when intense heat inside the home caused a loaded firearm to discharge. A bullet traveled through an exterior wall striking Fredrickson, a 16-year veteran of the department, in the abdomen.

The story goes on to report that he’s facing a third surgery.

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We are again reminded that politeness is child’s play.

And thus passeth another life in the NRA’s Garden of Eden.

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Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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Patronize your local purveyor of politeness politely.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

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One more time, Boebert is the new Gohmert.

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Car-nage.

Two people accused of using a BB gun to shoot into more than a dozen vehicles in Fairhope (Alabama–ed.) have been arrested.

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Play with politeness.

A 25-year-old mother has died after a child accidentally fired a weapon, hitting the mother and another child, according to members of the grieving family. . . .

They said the child thought the gun was a toy.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

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Be polite to your local automobile mechanic.

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Dance with politeness.

An 18-year-old woman was killed in a Columbus shooting Wednesday night, the coroner said.

(snip)

According to police testimony in Recorder’s Court Thursday, Farral and two friends were dancing around with a loaded handgun before Farral decided he would use it to “scare” Holtrop, who had fallen asleep on a couch. Farral pulled the trigger by accident, detectives said.

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At the Las Vegas Sun, a self-confessed “gun nut” confesses that he doesn’t get today’s gun nuts. A snippet; do please read the rest.

This new group of men and women who wear guns as political statements apparently no longer experience weapons as tools for hunting or for sport. Even claims of defense are suspect. What type of threat necessitates military firepower?

A bit of clarification: This self-confessed “gun nut” is a “gun nut” in the same way that my cousin, a hunter, was a “gun nut.” My cousin had several rifles and shotguns for hunting, as well as some collectors’ items, because they were, well, collectors’ items. When he and my aunt and uncle would come to Pine View Farm for Thanksgiving dinner (a family tradition when I was a young ‘un), an afternoon hunting expedition was part of the deal. Sometimes, my brother and I would walk along on the hunt.

To the best of my knowledge, though, he never craved a bazooka.

Afterthought:

It might be worthwhile to create a new taxonomy of gunnuttery to separate “gun fetishists” (or maybe “gun fondlers”?) from “gun hobbyists.”

I get “gun hobbyists.” It’s been a long time since I lived in a place where I could trot a gun out into the back yard and take potshots at tin cans, but, if I could, I would. Because it’s fun.

But I’ve never had any desire to pack heat at the local supermarket for fear of a confrontation over canned coffee.

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Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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We are again reminded that politeness is a family value.

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Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility.

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Rescue the victim with politeness:

According to the Shreveport Police Department, a person attempted to get the driver out from a burning semi-truck by tapping the glass on the window of the truck using a gun.

However, the gun fired, striking the driver in the leg.

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If you must maraud masklessly, be sure to maraud politely.

Police and restaurant officials say when the suspect first walked into the restaurant to order, he was turned away because he wasn’t wearing a mask and was told he could return if he was wearing one.

Instead, he showed up at the back of the restaurant with a gun. At first restaurant staff was confused as to what he wanted because the cash registers were in front.

And then things started to get weird. . . .

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H/T to my brother in Virginia’s Northern Neck.

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As we all know by now, politeness is child’s play.

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