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Yet more neighborly politeness . . . .
One more time, “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms.
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Treat your neighbors to a little politeness.
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Stone (the shooter–ed,) indicated to police that he believed the handgun was not loaded at the time that he was manipulating it.
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Expose the firefighters striving to save your house to your politeness.
The story goes on to report that he’s facing a third surgery.
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We are again reminded that politeness is child’s play.
And thus passeth another life in the NRA’s Garden of Eden.
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Self-politeness is the politest kind.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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Play with politeness.
They said the child thought the gun was a toy.
Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.
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Dance with politeness.
An 18-year-old woman was killed in a Columbus shooting Wednesday night, the coroner said.
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According to police testimony in Recorder’s Court Thursday, Farral and two friends were dancing around with a loaded handgun before Farral decided he would use it to “scare” Holtrop, who had fallen asleep on a couch. Farral pulled the trigger by accident, detectives said.
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At the Las Vegas Sun, a self-confessed “gun nut” confesses that he doesn’t get today’s gun nuts. A snippet; do please read the rest.
A bit of clarification: This self-confessed “gun nut” is a “gun nut” in the same way that my cousin, a hunter, was a “gun nut.” My cousin had several rifles and shotguns for hunting, as well as some collectors’ items, because they were, well, collectors’ items. When he and my aunt and uncle would come to Pine View Farm for Thanksgiving dinner (a family tradition when I was a young ‘un), an afternoon hunting expedition was part of the deal. Sometimes, my brother and I would walk along on the hunt.
To the best of my knowledge, though, he never craved a bazooka.
Afterthought:
It might be worthwhile to create a new taxonomy of gunnuttery to separate “gun fetishists” (or maybe “gun fondlers”?) from “gun hobbyists.”
I get “gun hobbyists.” It’s been a long time since I lived in a place where I could trot a gun out into the back yard and take potshots at tin cans, but, if I could, I would. Because it’s fun.
But I’ve never had any desire to pack heat at the local supermarket for fear of a confrontation over canned coffee.
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Self-politeness is the politest kind.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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We are again reminded that politeness is a family value.
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Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility.
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Rescue the victim with politeness:
However, the gun fired, striking the driver in the leg.
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If you must maraud masklessly, be sure to maraud politely.
Instead, he showed up at the back of the restaurant with a gun. At first restaurant staff was confused as to what he wanted because the cash registers were in front.
And then things started to get weird. . . .
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As we all know by now, politeness is child’s play.







