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Be polite to those who come to your aid in your time of need.

Around 6:49 a.m., Sheriff Matthew Wade said 36-year-old Robert Sean Guiford of Panama City, Florida was traveling on Hwy 21 when his truck left the roadway and struck the Liquor King store.

Sheriff Wade said the manager of the nearby Econo Lodge motel and a female driver who witnessed the accident went over to assist Guiford when he began to fire a gun from inside his truck.

Shortly after, Sheriff Wade reported that Guiford got out of his truck, shot the motel manager in the leg, then attempted to cross the highway.

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Tales of the Trumpling: Snapshots of Trickle-Down Trumpery 0

A Juneteenth Trumpling.

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Be polite to our animal friends.

A woman living in the home told officers she was asleep when a loud noise awakened her and she found her dog, Lefty, lying in the floor in a pool of blood. The woman described Shuttleworth as “very intoxicated” and said he told her he shot the dog because it had an accident in the house earlier in the day which she had cleaned.

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Protect yourself from those bedridden hospital patients.

When officers arrived on scene, they were told that a man visiting a patient was seen leaving a room following a single gunshot. Police say they searched the hospital for the man but were unable to locate him.

During the investigation, the man suspected of the shooting returned to the hospital and was interviewed by detectives.

Following the above-referenced interview, this responsible gun owner was–er–detained.

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Self-politeness is the politest kind.

A 36-year-old man died in the East Village Saturday night after the gun he was carrying accidentally discharged in his waistband, according to police sources.

The man, whose identity has not been released, was adjusting his pants inside the apartment building at 635 E. 12th Street when the gun fired, striking him in his upper left thigh around 7:21, p.m. police sources said.

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Secure security, politely.

Investigators found that a man properly licensed to carry a gun was in the parking lot and securing it about 10 p.m. Monday.

The gun discharged by accident, striking the young man in the leg, said Lt. Dennis Garren, police spokesman.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

When traversing the nation’s thoroughfares, let courtesy accompany you in the passenger seat.

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Be polite to your friends.

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Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Michael Masson said as he and his daughter jumped on their trampoline, they heard what sounded like fireworks coming from the hill above their property.

“I realized it was a gunshot, and we saw my dog run down the hill,” Masson said. “He only made it 10 – 15 feet down the hill before he laid down.”

Masson looked up the hill to see who was responsible for firing the weapon and injuring the dog, named Lucky.

“That’s when I noticed two individuals walking over and kind of looking directly at him and watching him kind of lay down,” he said. “And then they turned around and walked away.”

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DIY politeness.

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Get a leg up on politeness.

According to the Thomson Police Department, the man tells them he accidentally shot himself in the leg while pulling his gun out of his waist band.

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Ensure that your automotive conveyance is replete with politeness.

. . . it was determined that the shooting occurred in a car. There was a loaded 22 rifle in the back seat. The rifle started to slide across the seat, and when the back seat passenger grabbed the gun, it went off. The bullet traveled through the passenger front seat and hit the occupant in the lower back.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility.

A man accidentally fired his gun while trying to dismantle it and struck a woman who was three bays over at the TNT Gun and Range on Saturday afternoon in Murray.

The man, who is reported to be in his 30s, picked up his weapon ready to take it apart and the gun discharged. The bullet went through both of the woman’s legs.

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“With 3000% Times Your Daily Requirement of Lead” 0

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Children should play politely.

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Share your politeness in private moments.

Officers say a man was using the restroom at the store when the gun he was legally carrying accidentally fired.

Another man in the restroom suffered what is being called a “non-life threatening” injury and was transported to the Watauga Medical Center.

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Politeness is a family value.

A woman and her young daughter were wounded when a gun being handled by the woman’s husband inside a Riverside home appeared to have accidentally fired, a police spokesman said Tuesday, June 2.

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(Riverside Police spokesman Officer Ryan–ed.) Railsback said the firearm was being handled by the woman’s husband, who is also the father of the girl, when it went off in the second floor of the home. The round went through the floor and hit the pair, who were on the first floor.

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Demonstrate politeness to those doing honest labor.

The worker was bleeding from a wound, and police initially wondered if he might have injured himself with a nail gun or another worksite accident, Vainuku said. After investigating, however, they realized Martinez had been shot.

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Vainuku said the arrested man was “next to the house where the work was being done” and had previously complained about noise because of Martinez’s work. Martinez had performed jobs at the home several times before, Vainuku said.

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