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Once again, it is safe to say that politeness is child’s play.

Be polite to your drinking buddies.

After investigating, police learned that Isif had been sitting with other people when he removed a small-caliber firearm from his holster. The firearm discharged one shot across from where he was sitting and struck the woman in the foot, causing a minor injury, the police report stated.

Demonstrate politeness whilst utilizing your automotive conveyances.

You must pack some heat in case those leaves you are raking decide to fight back, do you not?

Hanson said the gun owner, a 24-year-old man from Warren, had just finished raking leaves. As the man was walking to a table, he and the victim discovered the weapon was about to fall out of the holster, and in the shuffle the weapon accidentally discharged, shooting the victim through the wrist.

Be polite to pets.

Yet another responsible gun owner (sic) hunts politely.

Just before 5 p.m., the child was turkey hunting with his parents southeast of Roxbury (Kansas–ed.).

Detective Doug Anderson says another adult hunter in the area, who was not with their group, shot at what he thought was a turkey. It turns out he was shooting a decoy that the boy was standing near.

Give your children the opportunity to be polite.

Investigators say Fowler had just returned home from work and set his pistol, keys and hat on a table. According to investigators, Fowler was on the phone with a family member when the (two-year-old–ed.) toddler picked up the gun and shot Fowler in the back.

Politeness takes practice.

Yet another responsible gun owner (sic) cannot tell the difference between a small bird and a large human.

Politeness is a family value.

We live next door to a golf course. I don’t play golf (though I understand the fascination, because I’ve shot pool–both games are you against the ball). Mostly I most just point and laugh.

Florida Man also pointed, but he did it with politeness–Winchester Politeness.

Party politely.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Sheriff Tom Spurlock said it happened on Wednesday when three friends in their 20s were turkey hunting in Jack County. While hunting one of the men accidentally shot another friend, Spurlock said.

As I mentioned yesterday, they are “responsible gun owners” until all at once they are not.

The dialectic of the oxymoron: They’re all “responsible gun owners” until they are not.

Exercise politeness whilst traversing the nation’s highways and byways.

Guns and safety just go together.

During an interview with police, Kremsner allegedly admitted picking up the victim’s 9mm handgun, pointing it at his head and pulling the trigger, believing the safety was on.

She reported accidentally firing one shot that hit Diaz in the head. Kremsner said went downstairs to look for help and call 911.

Or not.

Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility.

The Spindale (North Carolina–ed.) Police Department is continuing its investigation but say all evidence is leading investigators to believe the incident was an accidental discharge of a firearm by a family friend that resulted in the sustained injury to the child.

“He pulled the magazine or the bullets out of the gun but didn’t realize there was still one in the gun. He pulled the trigger at that point and accidentally shot the child,” Spindale Police Chief Eric Shelton said.

Aside:

If you are incapable of knowing whether your gun is loaded, you shouldn’t be playing with guns.

Yet another gun that fired itself . . . .

According to deputies, two men and a woman were in a residence when someone retrieved a gun. While the three were taking a look at the gun, deputies said the weapon went off, striking the woman.

Also, pigs, wings.

Protect your family, politely.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.