Life under the Regency category archive
Amateur Hour in the Regency Theatre 0
Follow the money.
Now you see it, now you don’t.
Round and round it goes, where (or when) it stops, nobody knows.
Confirmation of the transactions adds another layer to the connections between Jonnie Williams Sr., the Star Scientific executive who has lavished gifts on Gov. Bob McDonnell and his family. Those gifts are now part of state and federal investigations.
Much more at the link.
Cooch Has Nothing To Say 0
Normally, he just gases on and on.
It peaked with Cuccinelli sidestepping reporters’ questions about the state inquiry just moments after he unrolled his campaign’s educational platform during a lengthy event at a Richmond school.
A reporter barely had time to utter the title inspector general before the attorney general cut him off, a video by Richmond news station NBC 12 shows.
This election season is getting more and more interesting.
A Regency Drama 0
Is it going to be a Regency courtroom drama?
“Apparently, the U.S. government has given Star Scientific a free pass for unspecified misdeeds in return for the testimony of Jonnie Williams,” Rich Galen, McDonnell’s recently-hired private spokesperson, wrote in a statement to The Virginian-Pilot on Saturday. “Governor Bob McDonnell has had an 37-year unblemished record of military and civilian government service. Jonnie Williams has been in trouble with government entities since the earliest days of his business career.”
Last week, The Richmonder wondered whether Jonnie Williams, he of the magickal nicotine pills, had rolled on The Regent.
Looks like he may have been onto something there.
It’s sort of like Wall Street: It’s only insider trading if you get caught.
The Salvage Tour 0
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Meanwhile, the Cooch is budget-minded (wait for it; it’s at the end).
Of course, compared to Vince, these guys are pikers.
Via Raw Story.
The Silence of the Regency 0
After all, some things are best left unsaid.
“Absolutely never,” McDonnell said Friday, during a visit to Salem to announce a series of grants to school boards for a new teacher incentive pay program.
Indeed, he never even knew of it.
No indeedy not.
Just ask him.
When Quid Met Quo and Quo Said No 0
There’s a difference between corruption and cronyism, even though the two often come in a blend, like a toxic mai-tai. Corruption is about what you can get; cronyism is about who you know.
This looks more like the latter than the former, but it still signals an absence of good judgment. Good judgment goes out of the way to avoid offering a plum to someone to whom you are indebted.
Paul Davis told The Washington Post he has been friends with McDonnell for more than a decade. He said he believes the appointment offer was unrelated to the loan he gave MoBo Real Estate Partners in 2010.
The doctor turned down the post.
Details at the link.
Cooch and the Cuckoos on the Couch 0
At Psychology Today Blogs, Marty Klein tries to understand Cooch and the Cuckoos pervy fascination with what other folks do in their bedrooms.
He concludes that it’s all about politics: creating a monster to hate so as to rally the troops.
A nugget:
Politicians, religious leaders, and do-gooders use oral sex—and sodomy, non-monogamy, S/M, vibrator use, and other common erotic behaviors—as code for “those people aren’t like us,” even when “those people” ARE like us. In fact, they ARE us. But creating a dangerous, degenerate, out-of-control sexual “other” is such a dependable trope for motivating people, no political, religious, or civic leader can give it up. They are captivated by the power the trope gives them.
Follow the link for more.
Legacy! 0
The noxious notion that politicians (and others) must leave behind a single signature Legacy! generally motivates great harms.
It encourages grand(standing) gestures, often poorly thought out and sometimes inimical. The Regent’s plan to outsource this region’s transportation for short-term gain comes to mind.
Belle Rose, though, envisions a constructive legacy! for The Regent.
Many Happy Returns 0
The Regent continues his give-back tour.
The Parable of the File:
Once there was a file on a computer.
The file stopped doing what it was supposed to do.
Instead, it did things it was not supposed to do.
Selfish things.
Stupid things.
The operator determined that the file was corrupt.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men could not un-corrupt the file. so it was “removed” from the public indexes (or, as some would say, “deleted”).
As happens when a file is “removed,” the file itself remained for a long, long time, but all public references to it were expunged and it was never noticed again . . . .
Ye Regency and Ye Olde Time Medicine Show 0
TPM offers a profile of Jonnie Williams, he of the magickal nicotine pills, who made The Regent discover new meanings for the term, “many happy returns“:
“Jonnie Williams could sell a snowball to an Eskimo,” a former employee of Williams’ told a newspaper reporter a few weeks later, in January 1981. “But when it came to backing up what he was selling, now that was another story. Let’s face it, he was a salesman through and through.”
Can ye sayeth, “Snake oil”?
Gas Acts 0
Our wonderful state legisture recently imposed a special tax on hybrid cars, reasoning that they don’t pay their fair share of the gas tax because they don’t guzzle enough gas. This was considered preferable to (gasp!) raising taxes on people with money and had the added benefit of punishing those uppity better-gas-mileage-thou Prius drivers.
In the Roanoke Times, J. D. Hansard follows this reasoning to find additional strategies for increasing state revenues without actually taxing the people who have all the money.
They plant tomatoes and beans in their back yard and at harvest time, they avoid the sales taxes that the rest of us pay at Kroger when we — like God intended — purchase our tomatoes and beans.
By the tax avoidance argument above, we should tax those gardeners.
More ideas for creative finance at the link.
Lady McDonnell: “Out! Out! Damned Skort” 0
Dressed for success.
The spending is legal under Virginia’s lax campaign finance laws, which prohibit the conversion of political funds for private use only when a PAC or campaign committee disbands — not while it is operating.
Contingency Plans 2
Darrell Lease, columnist at my local rag, envisions the machinations behind The Regent’s recent trip to Afghanistan, which followed his apology for “embarrassing” the Commonwealth by inadvertently accidentally unintentionally appearing to be on the take and in it for the money. A nugget:
“Dear Friend,
As you read this email I’m currently visiting with our troops in Afghanistan. … This is a trip I’ve looked forward to for a long time. Freedom is not free. Every day we wake up safe and secure because our neighbors, co-workers, family members and friends have volunteered to leave the peace of home for the danger and uncertainty of our world’s most volatile locations. On this trip, I’m telling them, on behalf of all of us, thank you.”
(snip)
Some scoundrels had the audacity to ask if the governor is wrapping himself in the flag in an effort to deflect attention from his troubles here at home in Virginia, a state that — let us be clear — has never been stronger.
Many Happy Returns 0
The Regent gives back:
In a statement distributed Tuesday through Twitter, the governor again asserted that he has done nothing illegal and said he intends to remain in office through the end of his term in January.
Most notable about this is that The Regent does not seem to have had any idea how accepting huge “gifts” in cash and in kind from someone who wanted something (must-read link) from the Commonwealth could be or seem in any way improper.
As far as I can tell from the story, he still doesn’t.
He regrets the “embarrassment,” not the venality.