Too Stupid for Words category archive
The Crypto Con 0
Bloomberg columnist Allison Schrager muses on the implications of the crypto crash. A snippet (emphasis added):
Barnum was wrong. There’s not one born every minute.
There’s one born every second.
Headline of the Day 0
Car struck by train in Surprise.
No surprises here.
I worked for the railroad for many years. We used to say, “Don’t race a train to the crossing. If it’s a tie, you lose.”
Twits Own Twitter 0
The twit who owns Twitter gets fact-checked on Twitter just as said tsit fires the Twitter moderator.
To echo Atrios, “Oh, Elon.”
The Candidates Debase 0
I must say, I find this person’s profession of ignorance to be somewhat questionable.
Here Comes the Judge . . . 0
. . . and now we know what he wears under his robe.
Twits Who Would Own Twitter 0
SFGate’s Drew Magary phones it in.
Fly the Fiendly Skies 0
The fiendliness is mushrooming.
Clouds of Witless* 0
The stupid. It burns.
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*With apologies to Dorothy L. Sayers.
If you haven’t read Dorothy Sayers, today would be a good time to start. Murder Must Advertise is my favorite.