Too Stupid for Words category archive
Phoning It In 0
More stuff you couldn’t make up.
Aside:
They should call them “stupid phones,” for they facilitate the stupid.
Unleashing the Stupid 0
We are a society of stupid, and “social” media is encouraging us to unleash the stupid.
And, natch, this happened in Florida.
Afterthought:
Internet of Things Easy Marks
0
Why the hell does a light bulb need to connect to the internet in the first place?
Words fail me.
Via Le Show.
Truckin’, Like the Doo-Dah Man 0
After all, it’s his truck.
Rye Not? (Updated) 0
It appears that the local supermarkets, at least the three nearest us, no longer carry rye flour. They’ve added all kinds of other weird flours, but rye not.
I cannot bake rye bread without rye flour.
My letter-writing campaign starts today.
Addendum:
The count is now up to four supermarket chains.
Here is the format for my letter in case anyone is willing to join me in protesting this travesty; I vary the text as appropriate:
Dear [Vendor]:
I recently searched for rye flour at your store at [address] and was informed by a [staff member | manager on duty] that you [do not | no longer] carry rye flour.
I cannot bake rye bread without rye flour.
Please include rye flour in your offerings.









