Too Stupid for Words category archive
Chip Joint 0
Potato skins or pricey Pringles?
The Wind in the Wallows 0
When I was growing up at Pine View Farm, we had a windmill (in the picture above, it would have been behind the right ell of the house). Granted, it was relic from before the electric water pump was installed, but there it was.
Birther of the Nation 0
President Obama’s country of origin is not the only birthplace the Donald Trumples. Field reports (emphasis in the original):
“My father is German, right? Was German. And born in a very wonderful place in Germany, so I have a great feeling for Germany,” Trump said during a meeting with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, who is from Norway.
Ahhhm, no Donald, your father was born in New York. I mean seriously, who does this? Who lies with all the world watching about where his father was born? I am starting to think that the man just can’t help himself. Surely he must have known that this could be easily fact checked. I suppose that when you tell so many lies and you are used to getting away with them you become emboldened to just tell more.
Follow the link for the full Field report.
Getting the Wind UP 0
I reckon he’s never heard of “batteries.”
Call Him the Bag Man 0
Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.
Driven to Destruction 0
The headline for this story in the print edition was “Doomed Buggies.”
Sports cars don’t perform so well on the deep sands of the Outer Banks, but they keep coming anyway.
A purple Dodge Challenger bogged down on the Currituck beach Sunday. It was the third stuck sports car captured on social media since late December, and that’s just a sampling.
More tales of the stupid at the link.
Fly the Fiendly Skies 0
You can’t top this.
O’Connor had no trouble getting through airport security, but said at least four staff members surrounded her once she boarded her flight, prepared to forcibly remove her from the plane if she didn’t change.
Aside:
Not being familiar with the term “crop top,” I did a web search.
“Crop top” appears to be new speak for a “halter top” that is longer than a traditional halter top. Based on the images I saw, I’d have to say that Thomas Cook Airlines needs to have its mind washed out with soap.
Pokemon Gone Wild (Updated) 0
The stupid. It burns.
Addendum:
At the confluence of Pokemon, prejudice, and stupid, some good news.