Too Stupid for Words category archive
International Laughingstock 0
Jesus.
Next stop, Pariah.
Judgment Dailies 0
Leonard Pitts, Jr., reads from the twits of judges.
The Bully’s Pulpit 0
An investigation into the matter confirmed the woman’s allegation that he put her in a headlock and gave her a noogie on one occasion, which she said made her feel uncomfortable.
I never met a “welcome noogie.”
Jesus.
The Tinder Trap 0
Meet the dating gamed.
“Good Fences Make Good Neighbors” 0
But neighbors don’t necessarily make good fences.
Legal Weasels 0
Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.
Roots 0
The Smoking Gun points out that Donald Trump seems to have made up his forebears at ancestry-dot-con.
Split Those Hairs 0
Hairs of the dog, that is . . . .
Asked if he was drinking in the auto, Stevens replied, “No.” He then explained he was enjoying the bourbon at “Stop signs.” The deputy further noted Stevens’s distinction when it came to drinking while driving: “He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals.”
Space Farce 0
In related news, Elie Mystal comments on Trump’s “space force” idea. A snippet:
Image via Job’s Anger.