Too Stupid for Words category archive
Split Those Hairs 0
Hairs of the dog, that is . . . .
Asked if he was drinking in the auto, Stevens replied, “No.” He then explained he was enjoying the bourbon at “Stop signs.” The deputy further noted Stevens’s distinction when it came to drinking while driving: “He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals.”
Space Farce 0
In related news, Elie Mystal comments on Trump’s “space force” idea. A snippet:
Image via Job’s Anger.
“His Inner Ignoramus” 0
Dick Polman. Just read it.
“That’s Enerf” 0
You can’t make this stuff up.
Going for the Dogs 0
In the more stuff you can’t make up file, cops in Illinois threaten to euthanize their drug-sniffing dogs if Illinois legalizes marijuana. Elie Mystal comments.
Exhausted 0
Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.