Too Stupid for Words category archive
Clowns to the Left of Me, Clowns to the Right of Me, Clowns in Authority 0
Since Monday, people have had to put their clown act on hold and will not be able to dress as one until after Halloween, on Nov. 1.
The stupid, it burns.
Via Harry Shearer.
For the Birds 0
Plaintiffs eat crow in silly lawsuit about crows.
Being a farm boy, I tend to be biased against crows, but, really, now.
“Tee Many Martoonis” 0
And hipsters wonder why we laugh at them.
Droning On 0
How is this not biological warfare?
Send In the Clowns 0
Two creepy clowns have been caught. Of course, they weren’t actually creeping creepy clowns. They were creepy clown callers-in, or whatever the proper term may happen to be.
Moody, pictured above, confessed that he was aware of “all the complaints about clowns and the schools being on lock down.”
“Facts Are What People Think” 0
Leonard Pitts, Jr., laments the passing of truth. A nugget:
So reads an email sitting in my inbox.
Not shockingly, Snopes, the fact-checking website, has rated the claim it makes as false. . . . .
That truth is not offered in hopes of persuading my correspondent. It is presented simply as a snapshot in time, a postcard from post-factual America. Meaning America of the last 20 years, where untruth is gospel, reality is multiple choice and “facts” are whatever you have testes enough to say and somebody is dumb enough to believe.
Read it. And weep.
Trumping History 0
Shorter Mike Pence: Lies come with a sell-by date, don’t they? This one’s old news.
I find this you will pardon the expression deplorable.
Facebook Frolics, Too Trifling for Words Dept. 0
From time to time, the stupidity, venality, and shallowness of the Zuckerborg leaves one speechless.