Too Stupid for Words category archive
Picklegate 0
This one’s a dilly. Jimmy Kimmel slices to the root clausens. You might say he knows the sour, as he’s climbed the Mt. Olive. His response is vlassic.
Watch him gherkin Alex Jones around.
Elsewhere, Bob and Chez earn their bread and butter.
Video via Raw Story.
Childhood’s End 0
No, not the science fiction story. This:
They had already gone through parts of a book – front cover, back cover, spine – as they sat outside on the grass in Santa Monica. People walked by with their dogs. One floated past on a hoverboard.
The children, ranging in age from 3½ to 5, were engaged in more serious pursuits. They were at KinderPrep, a $1,000, weeklong boot camp designed to prepare them for the rigors of kindergarten.
Words fail me.
Snared by the Snaring Economy 0
She pulled over to check that she had not forgotten her prescription and she got shared.
. . . she heard the car door behind her open.
A young woman was already seating herself in the back of Sue Ellen’s sedan and a young man was about to open the rear door on the passenger side.
“I think you have the wrong car,” she said – pleasantly, I’m sure. That’s the kind of person Sue Ellen is.
“Oh, then you’re not our Uber driver?” the young woman asked.
We are a society of stupid.
Digestive Dissonance 0
Who would have possibly guessed that “McDonald’s” and “fitness” don’t mix well?
That’s about the Size of It 0
Here’s more proof that the fashion industry hates women.
The larger pair of pants shows “Size 0,5.” The slightly smaller pair shows “Size XL.”
Words fail me.
Droning On 0
It won’t be long before some boy kills someone with his toy.
The drone was spotted by the helicopter pilot at the last second and he was able to steer the aircraft out of the way and prevent a collision.
Toy boy is as yet unidentified.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness is a snap(chat).
She said while taking the videos in the garage, she pulled the trigger on the firearm, and accidentally shot her cellphone and right hand.
No selfie awareness whatsoever.
Pokemon Go and the Pixels of Power 0
At Psychology Today Blogs, Liraz Margalit explores the fascination of a fantasy world.
She left out the part about the stupid.
In the Heat of the Summer 0
Shorter Dan Casey: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Really, just read it. Neither summary nor excerpt can do it justice.
Afterthought:
Wuss.
BYOB 0
Michigan man is caught running in empties.
This reminds me of the story about the customs official who watched a man push a wheelbarrow loaded with junk across the border every day. He became convinced that the man was smuggling something, but, despite the most intense searches, he never found any contraband.
Many years later, the two men, both long retired, ran into each other in a bar in a border town. After a couple of drinks, the ex-border guard said, “Look. I know you were smuggling something. I need to know, what was it? I’m retired–I promise I it’s just between us. Please tell me.”