Too Stupid for Words category archive
That’s about the Size of It 0
Here’s more proof that the fashion industry hates women.
The larger pair of pants shows “Size 0,5.” The slightly smaller pair shows “Size XL.”
Words fail me.
Droning On 0
It won’t be long before some boy kills someone with his toy.
The drone was spotted by the helicopter pilot at the last second and he was able to steer the aircraft out of the way and prevent a collision.
Toy boy is as yet unidentified.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness is a snap(chat).
She said while taking the videos in the garage, she pulled the trigger on the firearm, and accidentally shot her cellphone and right hand.
No selfie awareness whatsoever.
Pokemon Go and the Pixels of Power 0
At Psychology Today Blogs, Liraz Margalit explores the fascination of a fantasy world.
She left out the part about the stupid.
In the Heat of the Summer 0
Shorter Dan Casey: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Really, just read it. Neither summary nor excerpt can do it justice.
Afterthought:
Wuss.
BYOB 0
Michigan man is caught running in empties.
This reminds me of the story about the customs official who watched a man push a wheelbarrow loaded with junk across the border every day. He became convinced that the man was smuggling something, but, despite the most intense searches, he never found any contraband.
Many years later, the two men, both long retired, ran into each other in a bar in a border town. After a couple of drinks, the ex-border guard said, “Look. I know you were smuggling something. I need to know, what was it? I’m retired–I promise I it’s just between us. Please tell me.”
First Things First 0
Priorities matter.
As he walked out of court , Shkreli had something more pressing on his mind. He asked his lawyer: “Can I play Pokémon Go now?” according to a New York Daily News reporter who overheard the question.
Droning On 2
Boys and their toys . . . .
The presence of the drone forced Cal Fire to ground firefighting aircraft due to the risk of a collision.
Information posted on social media helped lead Cal Fire law enforcement officers to 57-year-old Eric Wamser. He was arrested Friday afternoon and booked into the Placer County Jail.
Tell Me Again Why They Are Called “Smart” Phones? Once More All Over Again 0
The four teenagers had ventured into the network of caves at Box to play the augmented reality game, which launched in the UK this week and is already sweeping the nation.
The stupid. It burns.
Addendum:
And then there’s this.
Tell Me Again, Why Are They Called “Smart” Phones? Reprise 0
What’s a little breaking and entering when it can get you hit points*?
After one such ‘gym’ was discovered on the grounds of the Technical University of Denmark, where construction work is currently taking place, a number of people tried to break in.
The university has asked via its website that players refrain from trespassing on the building site.
We are an society of international stupid.
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*Do gamers still call them “hit points”?