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Copyrights and Copywrongs 0

In a magnificent example of f(l)ail, Ashley Madison has decided that its users’ information is copyright and is issuing DMCA take-down notices to try to scrub it from the web.

Afterthought:

As a money-making enterprise, Ashley Madison is toast, and soggy toast at that.

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Facebook Frolics 0

The tipping point.

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Facebook Frolics 0

Expectant frolics.

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“Oh Come, All Ye Faithful” 0

Or not.

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Headline of the Day 0

2 Survive Accident After Sudan Flips Over

No, it’s not more tragedy in Africa.

It was a two-door sudan. Here’s the screengrab:

Auto on its side

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Misty Water-Colored Memories 0

You can’t make this stuff up.

After being taken into custody for driving while under the influence of marijuana, a 20-year-old Iowa man asked his arresting officer to pose with him for a Snapchat “selfie,” a request that the cop “happily obliged,” according to a criminal complaint.

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“Heritage” 0

Out Lexington way, Raymond Agnor wished to defend his gigantic Confederate Battle ensign, so he bought an ad in his local rag.

“About the Confederate Flag,” the ad stated. “Because of all the trouble the democrats and black race are causing, I place this ad. No black people or democrats are allowed on my property until further notice.”

Just follow the damned link.

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Droning On 0

Boys and their toys.

The CAA said it had recorded six other incidents between May 2014 and March 2015 at airports around the UK in which drones and piloted craft almost collided.

“Drone users must understand that when taking to the skies they are entering one of the busiest areas of airspace in the world,” said Tim Johnson, director of policy at the CAA, in a statement.

Drone owners must be aware of the rules and regulations surrounding the flying of their craft, he said.

Recklessly endangering an aircraft is a criminal offence, said Mr Johnson, and those convicted could face a five-year jail sentence.

It’s won’t be long until some bozo brings down an airliner while playing with his masturbatory mechanical aero-vibrator.

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Get the Popcorn 0

Bob and Chez interview Alex Jones acolyte Dan Bidondi.

See just how much you can take.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Two twits who deserve each other.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Stupid twits.

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Droning On 0

Get out of my way!
I want to play,
with my drrrooooonnnnneee.

The rising use of recreational drones has created a dangerous situation for firefighters who say the small unmanned aerial devices are hampering their ability to stop forest fires.

In the past month alone, four drone incursions have halted firefighting activity in California, according to Shawna Legarza director of fire and aviation for the U.S. Forest Service.

Many depressing details at the link.

Frankly, this self-absorbed thoughtless me-me-me idiocy makes selfie-sticks look intelligent.

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This Is Your School Administration’s Brain on Drugs 0

A judge has ruled that a kid’s suit for having been suspended for having not-pot can continue.

I’m old and out of touch.

I can’t say that I liked my schools’ admininistrators, though the high school principle was sort of okay in an old-fogey kind of way (after all, he was in my parents’ bridge club) and the elementary school principle was really cool and could hit a softball for a country mile. Mr. Lawson, the superintendent, wasn’t very likable from a student’s perspective. He was distant, remote, gray (as I am now), and had the people skills of a brick; nevertheless, he wasn’t stupid. Indeed, he guided the school system quite skillfully through the difficult days of desegregation.

When did stupid become a job qualification for being a school administrator?

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“Branding” 0

You can’t make this stuff up.

What a con.

And, in related news . . . .

Furrfu.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Anti-science twits.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Yet another Q&A does not go as intended. Instead, it goes as anyone with half a brain would have expected.

Also, stupid anti-vaxxer twits who do not remember the pictures of children languishing in iron lungs before the polio vaccine was created.

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Ammosexual Attire 0

Picture of person with gun-shaped cellphone case in hip pocket.

This is not a felicitous fashion choice; fetishistic, maybe, but hardly felicitous. The cops might think, with some justification, that you are asking for it.

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Facebook Frolics 0

You can’t make this stuff up.

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Twits on Twitter 0

See point. Miss it.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

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Helm’s Derp 0

At Gawker, a place I seldom visit without a referral from my PCP, Sam Biddle rounds up a herd of Texan derp.

Via Juanita Jean.

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