Too Stupid for Words category archive

Fantastically racist twits.

Aside:

Complaining that a movie is not “true to the comic”; bet they didn’t complain about Noah, which was not true to anything.

These folks need to stop trying to make Big Bang Theory reruns come alive and get a life.

From the stuff you can’t make up department: In Florida, some lawyers have got their briefs all in a twist.

You can’t make this stuff up twits.

As the Emperor Augustine is reputed to have said when presented with something too stupid for words, “Words fail me. Nothing I can say can express the depths of my feelings on this matter.”

As Frank Zappa said, “Plastic People, you’re such a drag.”

Status Update: Nabbed.

My ex was a nurse. Whenever she was a patient and had to wear a hospital gown, she would always grab two and wear one frontwards, the other backwards.

This summer, Methodist Hospital in St. Louis Park will join a select group of medical centers that are trying to close the dreaded gluteal gap patients get with most hospital gowns.

Beyond complaints about flimsy materials and faded colors, patients in focus groups have told the hospital they feel exposed with current gowns — in ways that promote an unnecessarily hierarchical relationship with caregivers.

For some fool reason (as my mother would have said), they need a study to confirm that persons don’t like walking around with their rear ends hanging out on public display.

“Pedantic” has negative connotations for a reason.

Your security farces at work:

Guess what superhero-like weapons TSA agents confiscated from a passenger’s carry-on bag at Charlotte Douglas International Airport this week?

Three batarangs, those roughly bat-shaped throwing weapons used by Batman.

You’ve been served.

It’s not the beer; it’s the brotherhood.

In a terrible miscalculation, a Louisiana State University fraternity entrusted four underage members to transport its massive beer and booze cache from Baton Rouge to sunny Gulf Shores, Alabama, where the collegians this week are celebrating spring break.

They got pulled over for expired tags and their fortunes went downhill from there.

Follow the link for the inventory of their cargo. I’ve been to bars that keep less stock on hand.

(On second thought, it’s the beer.)

Shaun Mullen thinks he may have uncovered that rarest of the rare things, an actual case of voter fraud.

Afterthought:

This was likely nothing more than a mistake. Then, again, it could be part of a campaign to make his brother look like “the smart one.”

Someone once defined an “auto accident” as an event which causes passers-by to drive cautiously for the next 15 minutes.

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*Signal 30 was a similar strategy from an earlier time. I predict that this effort will be as successful as that one, that is, a complete and utter failure.

The lust of the media to make make up myths about kids’ getting high on weird stuff that no one is actually getting high on mystifies many.