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Who woulda thunk you can’t believe what twits twit?

More stuff you can’t make up.

A woman accused of illegally entering the Thousand Oaks home of a man she went on multiple dates with was arrested Sunday after firefighters used jackhammers to partially dismantle a brick chimney she had become trapped inside.

She was clearly not related to Santa Claus.

And that’s not a good thing.

Boys who will be boys think with the small head.

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up. If you can’t tell the difference between your work computer and your personal computer, you deserve to be punished for stupid.

. . . and reruns of Lawrence Welk.

I mean, really, now.

This poor railroad engineer will have to live with the memory of this the rest of his or her life, and it wasn’t his or her fault.

As my two or three regular readers know, I worked for the railroad for over two decades; this sort of stuff happens every day because persons carelessly (and sometimes intentionally) put themselves in harm’s way, forgetting that the railroad is a place of business, not a scenic overlook or a nature trail or a shortcut to where they want to go.

Don’t take chances with trains.

If it’s a tie, you lose.

Have now reached peak twit?

Generally, my local rag does a pretty good job, but, really, now . . . .

This was yesterday’s headline.

This is today’s headline.

You can click on a picture to read the associated story.

She’s back.

Injudicious twits.

Men are pigs.

When I was in college, I thought briefly about joining a fraternity. Then I realized, why the hell should I pay dues to get drunk, when I could get drunk quite nicely on my own for the cost of a six.

I guess I missed the part about exploiting co-eds to make myself feel like a Real Big Man.

Jeopardized twits.

Playing the trump card.

Groomzilla.

Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.

Facebook facilitates foolishness.

The resident curmudgeon at my local rag wonders why drivers rush in where angels dare to tread–tread water, that is.

Oh, my.

Wedding gone wild.

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Scholastic twits.