Too Stupid for Words category archive
The Golden Fleecing 0
In search of the elusive one who’s born every minute.
As stated in his filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission, Biscardi hopes that selling stock in Bigfoot Project Investments will raise $3 million, the Journal reported.
Facebook Frolics 0
Frolics de mortuus.
Grinch 0
Really, the random pointlessness is dismaying.
The Mug’s Bowl 2
Seriously? There’s a Bitcoin Bowl?
It’s sponsored by BitPay, a company that attempts to leach its income off bitcoin users. (I wonder whether the promoters accepted payment for the sponsorship in bitcoins?)
Don’t be fooled. Bitcoins are a mug’s game.
Button, Button, Who’s Got the Button? 0
I discovered last night that my new television, which is quite a nice little television, seems to have no buttons. At least, I could not find any buttons, not even with the help of a flashlight.
If you can’t find the remote, you can’t turn it off. This produces a quandary if your partner has fallen asleep atop the remote.
I have another smaller, slightly older model from the same manufacturer that does have buttons (on the bottom right of the frame). If the newer one has buttons, they are certainly well hidden. Buttons are not a fit subject for a treasure hunt.
I can conclude only that we as a society are becoming too remote.
Driving Is Still Driving 0
Heh.
Larksville police say the man told an officer he was using the golf cart to navigate the borough’s streets Monday night because he had been drinking and needed a way to get to a bar.
Sounds as if he had already been to enough bars.
Droning On 0
I have never been able to distinguish among TGIF, Ruby Tuesday’s, and–what’s that other cookie cutter bar/restaurant chain I forget Hooligan’s?–Houlihans! They are all the same place with different pictures on the walls.
Via Raw Story.







