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Not just in Australia. Misbehavior at Michaels nets 30 days for a clumsy mope:

According to court records, the woman was in Michael’s Arts & Crafts, where Allen repeatedly bumped into her, especially every time she “went to bend down or reach up.” After she saw his cell phone, she suspected he was taking photos up her dress. She subsequently recorded his license-plate number and called police.



  1. Karen

    January 26, 2007 at 8:31 am

    This just strengthens my reasoning for wearing jeans.

  2. Frank

    January 27, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    Ya know, I’m just not even going to go there.