From Pine View Farm

November, 2011 archive

Tempest in a Wing Bowl 0

Down in Florida, one of the speakers for a school career day was a Hooters waitress.

Now, I’m not a big fan of Hooters. I “dined” at one once; I was on a week-long business trip marooned in a suburban motel surrounded by malls and mall-type eateries; along about Thursday, Hooters was the only untried choice left and I figured I should see what the fuss was all about.

Lousy menu and no scotch at the bar.

Also, I find the idea of gawking at the waitresses quite repugnant; I find the stolen glimpse much more exciting than the counter display (also, the waitresses at that particular Hooters weren’t particularly gawkable).

Nevertheless, waiting tables is hard work and generally severely underpaid; I make it a practice never to belittle honest work.

Not so one of the mothers of a student at this high school. Daniel Ruth reports:

Dominicci (the mother–ed.), in an Olympian leap of logic, compared Morgan’s (the waitress–ed.) appearance with that of a former porn star who was invited to a California school to read to students. Lady Chatterley’s Lover, perhaps?

Really now, one could hardly equate serving chicken wings to Debbie Does Dallas.

The mother was concerned Morgan’s appearance would send a negative message to the kiddos that “you’re all bad kids, and this is all you’ll be in life.”

Morgan, who aspires to study psychology and graduate from college, did not appear in Hooters garb, opting for sweat pants and a sweater. She also stressed the importance of hard work, looking presentable on the job, learning to order from a menu, the proper way to tip and the various charitable efforts her employer contributes to the community.

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Droning On 0

At the Guardian, Clive Stafford Smith demolishes the myth, promulgated by the U. S. military and the CIA, that there is anything “surgical” about remote control death from the sky. A snippet:

The BIJ (Bureau of Investigative Journalim–ed.) reporting begins to fill in the actual numbers. It’s a bleak view: more people killed than previously thought, including an estimated 160 children overall. This study should help to create a greater sense of reality around what is going on in these remote regions of Pakistan. This is precisely what has been lacking in the one-sided reporting of the issue – and it doesn’t take an intelligence analyst to realise that vague and one-sided is just the way the CIA wants to keep it.

Read the whole thing, then decide whether the apt response is to weep or to scream.

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Statistical Pretzel Making 0

Psychology Today considers how to lie with statistics, using one of Texas Governor Rick Perry’s campaign claims as its primary example (surprise, surprise). A nugget:

Here is one current example. Several weeks ago, Texas Governor Rick Perry made headlines when he pointed out that the affluent pay most of the Federal income taxes in this country while 47 percent of the earners pay none at all. He called this an “injustice”. What’s wrong with this statistic: First, it begs what should be the first question about any statistic: “Why would this be the case?” The answer is that our income taxes are progressive. Those who have more pay more. So the tax burden simply reflects the highly skewed income distribution in this country. (snip income data)

The other problem with Governor Perry’s fine sense of justice is that he was engaging in a statistical charade. It was a prime example of statistical cherry picking. If you look only at Federal income taxes paid you get a very different result than if you consider the total tax burden of our income earners. Counting payroll taxes, sales taxes, excise taxes for gasoline, and the like, you get a very different result.

Print the article out and keep it by your television for use while watching Fox.

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Mitt the Flip, Acrobat 0

Mitt Romney is distinguised by the belief that he should be president because, well, he should be president because, well, he should be president because, well (click, whirrrr).

Video via Raw Story.

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Exclusive Discovery 0

Audio tape of all Fox News pundits, past and future:

Loop tape cassette with only one spindle

Image via Sampler, repository of the unusual; some images NSFW.

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Spin Zone, Sex Dept. 0

Two teachers:

Via Contradict Me.

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An English Thanksgiving 0

At Mr. Feastingonroadkill’s house.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Advertising uber alles twits.

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“What’s the Matter, Sweet Cakes, Can’t You Take a Joke?” 0

Male pundits claiming sexual harassment doesn't exist, then calling woman
Click and then follow the link for a larger image.

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Facebook Frolics 0

My ex-local rag, the Wilmington News-Journal, makes having Facebook track your on-line behavior a feature not a bug of posting comments to newspaper stories.

We will be using Facebook comments on articles to create a more civil environment for conversation, and to give everyone an easier way to share with their friends.

The new system requires a Facebook account to participate in story comment threads.

Not that posting or reading comments at newspaper websites interests me. Something about that activity seems to attract the hate-full.

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Slack Happy (Geek Alert) 1

I’ve known this day was coming for quite a while.

I finally got fed up with the direction in which Ubuntu is heading and replaced it with Slackware on my primary laptop. I started my Linux days with Slackware and it’s still my favorite distro.

I’ve put it off because the laptop has a Broadcom wireless chipset, and Broadcom can be a little tussle to set up; the firmware to use it must often be installed manually (in most cases, in my Linux world, hardware drivers are already in the kernel; having to install drivers separately is almost never necessary).

The machine came with Ubuntu and the wireless worked, so I’ve stuck with Ubuntu out of laziness.

Since I use the Fluxbox window manager, I was able mostly to ignore that Unity monstrosity Ubuntu is touting as the Next Big Thing (it’s not), but the recent update to Ubuntu v. 11.10 caused too many irritations.

The installation gave me a bad moment when it crashed halfway through the first CD, twice, at the same place. I took the CD out, found a fingerprint, wiped it clean, and then it went swimmingly.

So I’m a happy Slacker once more.

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And a Hotel on Marvin Gardens . . . 1

. . . because the two and a half-dozen hotels on Atlantic and Pacific Avenues are not enough.

Virginia Beach, after raiding school board funds for previous budgets, now wants to change the funding formula for public schools.

The funding formula has been a source of friction between the two bodies as revenues have tightened in the slumping economy. The schools get 51.3 percent and the city gets 48.7 percent of seven city tax revenue streams.

The city has gradually reduced the division’s share of revenues in recent years. The schools originally received 53.1 percent of revenues when the formula was implemented in 1997 in an effort to ease annual budget disputes.

Mayor Will Sessoms said rigid funding formulas don’t work in tight economic times because of competition over money. Will it be killed in Virginia Beach?

Why? So they can give more money to developers, who need it far more than do the schools.

The city’s upfront cost for a proposed hotel to be built next to the Virginia Beach Convention Center on 19th Street would be more than half the project’s total price, but city officials said the hotel would more than pay for itself over time.

City taxpayers would initially pay $61.8 million of the $109.2 million project to build the 15-story, 361-room Hyatt Regency under an agreement between the city and its developer, according to sources briefed on the proposal. The city would own parts of the project including hotel meeting space and the pedestrian bridge that would link the hotel to the convention center.

The forces for building the hotel claim that, if it is built, conventions will automatically materialize through mystickal magickal alchemy.

The hotel currently across the street from the Center is not posh enough or doesn’t put enough mints on the pillow or doesn’t have big enough minibars or something.

I am skeptical of developer magic. I’ve seen it too often leave the rabbit in the hat while disappearing the money.

In this resort town, whose main attraction is a beach, the Convention Center is six long not-very-walkable blocks from the boardwalk and affords a marvelous view of a parking lot and of the beginning of an interstate highway.

I wasn’t here when the Convention Center was built, but I suspect it was located where it is because putting it nearer the beach would have forced some developer to sacrifice something and, in Virginia Beach, sacrifice is not what developers do.

Sacrifice is done for developers by school children and less-well-off neighborhoods, such as the one where the Convention Center is located, when City Council wishes.

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QOTD 0

Salvador Dali:

Don’t bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid.</blockquote>

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And Now for Something Completely Different 0

Expect to see this premier on Reality Network any day now.

Warning: Language.

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Birth of a Rivalry? 0

Today, the two major local universities, Norfolk State and Old Dominion, play each other in football for the first time. There is much buzz about it, with many pointing out Old Dominion has had a football team for only three years.

(It’s a playoff game; regular season games were already slated to begin in two years.)

I don’t follow either team closely, though I know persons who have attended both schools, but the coverage has been hard to escape.

One thing I haven’t heard mentioned is that, even had ODU had a football team for the duration of its existence, this still might be the two schools’ first meeting, for historically Norfolk State was an all-black Jim Crow college (“separate but equal” and all that) and ODU began as an extension campus of an all-white college up the road a piece.

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What It Was, Was Football 0

At Science 2.0, Michael W. Taft explores why, to fans, it’s not “just a game,” theorizing that fandom goes deep in our evolutionary roots. A nugget:

Researchers from both the University of Georgia and the University of Utah measured the testosterone levels in male fans before and after sports events, and found a 25 percent boost when their team won, and an equal dip for the losers. Our identification with our team is nothing more than a mental construct (the connection is not literal) and yet it affects us at the deepest physical levels. Charles Hillman, a University of Illinois psychologist found that fans watching their team experienced extreme levels of physical arousal—demonstrated by changes in heart rate, brain waves, and perspiration.

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Stray Thought 0

The sincerity with which someone believes something stupid does not make the stupid any less stupid.

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Core Sample 0

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“In a Debate between a Smart Person and a Stupid Person, Stupid Will Always Win” 0

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Taking It with You 0

Epitaph:

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