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November, 2011 archive

QOTD 0

Erma Bombeck:

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

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Walking It Off 0

The local rag reports that the average “all-American” Thanksgiving dinner equals 4500 calories per glutton person.

To burn off such a feast, you’d have to walk… hang on while we do the math… holy smokes… say it ain’t so… 45 miles.

Get cracking.

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Bargain-Hunting Strategies 0

A woman shot pepper spray to keep shoppers from merchandise she wanted during a Black Friday sale, and 20 people suffered minor injuries, authorities said.

I understand that UC-Davis is recruiting her for the campus police force.

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The Shopping Lists 0

Lists as in joust, that is, at Comically Vintage.

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Remember To Eat Some Pizza with Your Left-Over Turkey 0

Everyone needs vegetables.

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Only 30 Shopping Days until Christmas 0

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Irv Kupcinet:

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

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The Meaning of Thanksgiving 0

Shaun Mullen considers what should have been, while Hadley Freeman considers what it could become.

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Happy Thanksgiving 0

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Light Bloggery 0

I’m taking a break for a couple of days; QOTD will keep an eye on things.

In the meantime,

Remember Summer

Lilac

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Algernon Charles Swinburne:

From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving
Whatever gods may be
That no life lives for ever;
That dead men rise up never;
That even the weariest river
Winds somewhere safe to sea.

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Lies, Damned Lies, and Republican Campaign Commercials 0

Steve Benen comments on Mitt Romney’s prevaricating advertisement:

A liar makes false claims. A b.s. artist doesn’t much care what’s true or false, because facts are irrelevant in the person’s larger agenda. Liars care what’s true and deliberately say the opposite; b.s. artists are indifferent to what’s true and tend to see facts as inconveniences that simply get in the way.

In light Mitt Romney’s obvious and glaring falsehood in his first television ad, take a wild guess which camp the Republican’s presidential campaign falls into.

Mitt the Flip. There’s no there, there.

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Thanksgiving Tips 0

The Chicago Trib’s Mary Schmich offers hints to make your tomorrow go more smoothly.

The hostess at the Thanksgiving dinner I attend is always popping up and down, which makes everyone else anxious. How can we make her sit?

You probably can’t.

At the Thanksgiving dinner I host, I’m always popping up and down because the slugs at the table keep asking for things. How can I relax?

You are the host. You will never relax. But when one of the slugs says, “Are there more lumpy mashed potatoes?” you might smile sweetly and say, “Why, yes. Would you get them?”

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The Return of the Phony War on Christmas 0

Honestly, wingers aren’t happy unless they are picking fights. If they can’t pick one, they just make one up.

If there is a war on Christmas, the primary combatants are the axis of advertisers, the multitudes of marketers, and the herds of hucksters equating Christmas with gadgets, geegaws, and gear.

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The Orwell Diet Plan 0

Sign:  war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, pizza is vegetable

Via Contradict Me.

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The Economic Processor 0

Poor being put through meatgrinder to make gold for rich

Via Contradict Me.

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Mitt the Flip without Borders 0

It is notable when Newt the Gingrinch sounds more reasonable than Mitt “Well, What Do You Want Me To Say?” Romney.

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Pepper Rally (Updated) 2

At Philly dot com, John Timpane considers the “meme-mification” of the pepper spraying of protestors at the University of California at Davis, examining theories about why images and pastiches of that indicident spread so rapidly.

A nugget:

Andrew Mendelson, chair of the department of journalism at Temple University, points to Pike’s nonchalance: “The body language he shows in spraying, transposed into these pictures, works really well as a visual representation of the shared frustrations among the Occupy community at the way they’re being treated by mainstream media and the police.”

“That image was just too striking not to stick with people,” Wolford says.

Nonchalant cruelty towards the defenseless does tend to catch the eye, as Xeni Jardin points out at the Guardian:

Pike’s dissonantly casual body language in the context of violence brings to mind the photos from Abu Ghraib; Lynndie England smiling and giving the camera a thumbs-up in front of tortured prisoners. And, in a fit of macabre recursion, some of the casually pepper-spraying cop meme images reference those very photos from Abu Ghraib. Lynndie and Pike, two “bad apples” taking the fall for systemic problems with the institutions each represent.

Pepper spraying cop in Seurat painting

Addendum:

[chortle]

We laugh because otherwise we cry.

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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0

For all practical purposes, no change. Reuters tries to present that as something positive:

New claims for unemployment benefits rose slightly last week but held below 400,000 for the third straight week, suggesting the labor market was gaining traction.

Initial claims for state unemployment benefits climbed to a seasonally adjusted 393,000 from an upwardly revised 391,000 in the prior week, the Labor Department said on Wednesday.

(snip)

Initial claims below the 400,000 mark are normally seen as pointing to some healing in the jobs market.

The four-week moving average of claims, considered a better measure of labor market trends, fell 3,250 to 394,250, the lowest since April.

As usual in these stories, there is no mention of how many persons no longer eligible for benefits are still out of work.

But the Dow is over 11,000.

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One Note Samba 0

Republican Party solution for everthing including zombie apocalypse:  cut taxes for rich

Via Bob Cesca’s Awesome Blog.

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