A Kook-Kooky-A-Chooey Musical Interlude 0
Lyrics here.
Excerpt:
I also like to think myself a rather high-browed classisist
And artifacts of history are something I cannot resist
But images of Virtue that expose her breast and mamelon
Are too risqué — they’re apt to turn the concupiscent rabble on.
There’s nothing more erotic than the Iliad or the Odyssey
And so I’ll substitute a pin that manifests more modesty
(One mustn’t risk the chance that some poor lad’s Attic exuberance
Could lend itself to lusty thoughts and some turgid protuberance).
I’m simply trying to keep things clean, I don’t believe in censorship —
But won’t go down in history as the man who let a nipple slip.
In short in matters glandular, lactiferous, and sensual
I am the very model of a mad Attorney General.
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Via Not Larry Sabato.
