When “S-t-o-r-e” = “S-h-o-p” 0
When iJunk casts its spell (emphasis added).
Since an Apple Store opened in Norwich, locals have been calling mistakenly phoning the Apple Shop in Wroxham Barns, with their iPhone and Apple-related woes.
Apple Shop owner Geoff Fisher told the BBC: “My telephone number has a Norwich prefix and so people unawares ring up the Apple Shop. All I can say to them is, ‘I’m very sorry, I can’t help you, but please do come along and get some proper Norfolk cider to get over your sorrows’.”
Some persons couldn’t pass a licensing test for driving a computer.
(It’s probably just as well. Apple Computers probably would have sued him. They do stuff like that.)
Aside:
Funny, I thought iJunk “just worked” in a trouble-free starry-eyed paradise sort of way.