“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” (Updated) 0
Be polite to your neighbors.
Police say the man was about to clean the gun, when it fired, sending a bullet through the wall and striking the woman living next door in the head.
Police say the victim was shot in the head while laying next to her husband.
And another gun that mysteriously fired itself . . . .
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together live love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
Addendum:
We got talking about these “I was cleaning my gun” shootings during my quarterly visit to the barbershop. Those of us who know how handle firearms find them puzzling.
As I drove away, I realized that, in many cases, “cleaning my gun” is likely a euphemism for “having ammosexual relations with my gun.”
