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I have spent the day in the La-Z-Boy hoping that my chills would turn into a fever, because fever’s break and chills don’t.

So, rather than look forward with the hope that 2010 will be better, I decided to look back, to awaken childhood New Year’s terrors from days gone by.

Click to go below the fold. If you dare.

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Go here, watch the vid, and guess what those hands will be doing.

A glimpse of stocking could be something shocking.

Or not.

I wrote up my neatest Christmas gift in years at Geekazine:

Part I.

Part II.

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Looking west towards the northern end of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel. The near bridge to the right of the picture crosses the Intracoastal Waterway; the far bridge to the left of the picture, known as the “High-Level Bridge,” crosses the North Channel of the Chesapeake Bay.

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I am certain the student was driving. 15 mph all the way out of the neighborhood.

McClatchy:

. . . some public-safety officials say those efforts are now being thwarted by technology, with drivers now using text messaging, Twitter and other tools to keep each other informed about the location of sobriety checkpoints.

There’s eveb an iPhone application specifically designed to identify checkpoints, according to Sgt. Dave Gibeault, head of the Fresno Police Department’s traffic unit.

. . . on cellphone etiquette, in a newspaper column about cellphones on airplanes.

Flourtown resident Linda Phelps proposed: “I have decided I am going to listen to every phone conversation I hear and make a comment about it – not about the person speaking on the phone, but a comment in the context of the conversation. It might be in the form of a question or a suggestion – just something that allows the talker to know that I know his/her business. . . .”

An Android.

Sometimes, the answer is, “No.”

Snow breaks Delaware’s snow-removal budget:

The state has $3.2 million in its snow removal account. But it costs between $3.5 million and $4 million for every 8 inches of snow that falls, Delaware Department of Transportation Secretary Carolann Wicks said.

$3.2 mil per eight inches. And Delaware is a small state.

My brother sent me a picture showing almost twice eight inches in his yard.

Addendum:

Here’s the picture I sent him in return, taken from the door to the deck. The temperature was about 31 Fahrenheits at the time.

I haven’t heard from him since.

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Daniel Burke of the Religion News Service on contemporary conceptions of Christmas vs. the Bible:

Baby Jesus, Mary and Joseph are there for sure. Three wise men, a few shepherds. Maybe a donkey, ox and lamb stand nearby in the stable.

Centuries of Christmas carols, creches and pageants—among countless other works of art—have ensconced this scene in the heart of the Nativity for generations of Christians. But the Bible doesn’t.

Read the whole thing.

(Even the most superficial reading of the Christian Bible puts the Wise Men’s arrival about two years after the birth.)

Except:

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Of course, the option “to affirm,” rather than “to swear,” was included because a number of religious sects and denominations (most notably Quakers, are against “swearing” an oath.

Via The Daily Dish.

Warning: Adult Content.

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From StevenD.

He’s right, you know.