First Looks category archive
Are You a Balloon 1
Become a balloon here.
It’s Capitalism–Everything’s for Sale 0
From the Demon Princess:

image courtesy MoronCowboy.
The lies do get tiresoms.
Why do you put up with them?
Bushonomics 0
The national average price for regular gasoline is up 23 percent from a year ago, according to AAA, the automobile club.
Some analysts expect it to approach $4 a gallon this summer, when demand is at a peak.
On my way home from the jobsite today, I passed a local Shell station–the one where I refill my propane tank–advertising $3.36.
They had a line. Actually, three lines.
Bushonomics 0
Over at the Group News Blog.
Your Government at Work 0
From the Booman Tribune. Follow the link to see the answer to the question at the end of the excerpt. And ask yourself, “Why didn’t they do this in a neighborhood of poor white folk?”
Of course, patriotic white Americans do tend to forget a few minor problems with this narrative. Minor things like slavery, the Klu Klux Klan, lynching and the infamous Tuskegee experiments when poor black men with syphilis were left untreated for decades just to see what course the disease might take, even though there were treatments available to them. They weren’t even told they had syphilis, merely that they were being treated for “bad blood.” In fact, they were unknowing and unwilling participants in a study to see how bad their symptoms would get before they died from the disease the good doctors conducting the study refused to inform them they suffered from.
Those days are long gone, fortunately. These days the federal government researchers would never deliberately lie to black people in order to get them to participate in an unethical scientific study. Not in the 21st century! Or would they? (Tip of me hat to the field negro and Francis Holland)
Bushonomics and Drinking Heavily Liberally
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From an email. Original source unknown:
Retirement Planning
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
(Aside: If someone knows the original source, please let me know so I cite it.)
Prepare for your retirement.
Drink liberally tomorrow at Tangier Restaurant, 18th and Lombard, Philadelphia, 6-9 p. m.
Heck, I might even make it there this week. Fingers crossed and all that.
Bushonomics=Failed Stewardship 0
And today another airline bit the dust.
But the rich are richer . . . . and isn’t that what matters to a Bushie?
No Exit 0
No Exit is a play. Sadly, the Bush administration is real.
Though one does get the feeling from time to time that they don’t separate real life from stage craft.
Their legacy, though, is tragically concrete.
Pointless, phony, fraudulent war forever. The little boy has soiled the sandbox and leaves the rest of us to scoop it.
English translation: The place is a mess. We have no idea when things might get better. We’re not pulling out any more troops. We’re running out the clock on 2008.
It’s Westmoreland all over again once more redundantly.
Sorry, folks, that’s not a light at the end of the tunnel. It’s the reflection at the bottom of the well:
Six months at a time.
Last video via Balloon Juice.
A Scientific Explanation for “Republican Districts” 0
By extrapolation, bet this occurs in the voting booth, too:
In other words, they were practicing the error, reinforcing the incorrect pattern of brain activation that originally caused it.
Humphreys’ advice: If you just can’t figure something out, “stop trying; you’re just digging yourself in deeper.”







