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One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

They (Burlington, VT–Ed.) say they found two people, a man and woman, who had been drinking downtown and were preparing to call a rideshare. Police say the woman, Hailey Peacock, 21, of Essex Junction, had a pistol in her purse and she wanted to see if it was loaded.

As she did, the gun went off.

In an unusual twist, no one was hurt.

But we are still a society of stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” practices random acts of politeness.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

The gunshot victim was airlifted for medical treatment but succumbed to his injuries at approximately 10:04 p.m.

It appears from the initial investigation that both juveniles were playing with a loaded gun when it discharged, striking the victim.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” chooses to fondle his portable phallus in the presence of others.

Conyers (Ga.–ed.) police responded to an AutoZone on Highway 138 after receiving a report of a person shot inside the business. Officers found that an employee “who was manipulating a firearm inside the business” accidentally shot another employee in the leg.

Therefore, an armed family must needs be a polite family.

Q. E. D.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to a portable phallus:

Investigators say the toddler was outside when he climbed into a parent’s vehicle, found a handgun belonging to the parent, and the gun fired once, striking him in the finger.

Another “responsible gun owner” treats his neighbors with politeness.

And, as we know, politeness is a family value.

Another “reponsible gun owner” displays courtesy on the concrete.

Yet another child is hospitalized after yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to said child.

We are a society of stupid.

A little collateral politeness.

He wanted to record a “how to.”

He created a “how not to.”

The stupid. It burns.

Another case of courtesy on the concrete.

We are a society of stupid.

Mower politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner’ exposes a portable phallus to a child.

A 2-year-old boy is dead after accidentally shooting himself inside a Northside home late last night, according to the Jacksonville (Florida–ed.) Sheriff’s Office.

Aside:

We went out for breakfast yesterday. As we were leaving the restaurant parking lot, we saw a vehicle bearing a bumper sticker reading, “Guns save lives.”

Yeah.

Right.

Celebrate marital ceremonies with random acts of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Words fail me.

According to the (Shreveport, LA, police–ed.) department, the victim and his girlfriend were inside a bedroom when he started playing around with a gun. When he pointed it at her head, she asked him to stop. He then took the magazine out, pointed the gun at his head and told here there were no bullets in the gun before pulling the trigger.

The victim was taken to Ochsner LSU Health Shreveport with life-threatening injuries.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” finds politeness in the parking lot.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

A man faces charges after an accidental gun discharge on a MARTA bus in Sandy Springs injured him and another passenger Wednesday night. . . .

And again we are reminded that “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.