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Don’t play with your portable phallus . . . .

A 17-year-old suffered a gunshot wound to his leg after he was “playing around” with a ghost gun he brought to a friend’s home in Vernon Hills and it fired a bullet through his thigh, police said.

A toddler shot themselves after finding a gun Wednesday evening in Clermont County, Sgt. Merv Clemons with the Williamsburg (Ohio–ed.) Police Department told WCPO 9.

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Clemons said that the child was helping his dad clean out a vehicle in their driveway when the child found the gun.

The father keeps a loaded gun attached to the center console in the vehicle that is “exposed and readily available,” Clemons said.

One more time, “responsoible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Boston 25 News runs the numbers:

More than 2,000 children, just 12 years old or younger, have gotten hold of a gun and accidentally shot themselves or another child in the last 10 years, according to data compiled by 25 Investigates and our sister stations. . . .

Such is childhood in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Follow the link for, as Paul Harvey was wont to say, the rest of the story.

And another “responsible gun owner” commits random acts of politeness . . . .

We are a society willfully poisoning itself with lead.

Yet more neighborly politeness.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs what appears to be a random act of politeness.

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

Police say the man ended up getting shot in the hand and the bullet hit the 11-year-old boy’s leg. Both were hospitalized and are expected to be okay. The gun was a .380 semi-automatic handgun which police say was legally owned by the man’s sister, who was having him clean it.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

And, as we all know, politeness is a family value.

We are a broken society.

He had politeness in his pocket at the Publix.

Officials shared the man was shopping inside the store with his wife and child when he reached into his pocket, causing a pistol to fall to the ground. Upon hitting the floor, the firearm discharged, hitting the man in the arm. Deputies on scene provided medical aid before the man was taken to a local hospital for treatment. He is expected to survive.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child in another hospital.

Show politeness as you celebrate All Hallows’ Eve.

A 22-year-old Hoyt Lakes man is hospitalized after an apparently accidental shooting at what authorities called “an underage Halloween party.”

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An investigation determined that the man, described as intoxicated, “had accidentally shot himself in the left leg with a handgun.”

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs an act neighborly politeness while fondling his portable phallus.

“The investigation determined that Mounts’ loaded, unsecured AR-15-style rifle, which had the safety disengaged, discharged inside his apartment, sending a projectile through the ceiling and into the occupied apartment above, where three individuals were present,” the law enforcement agency said. “During the incident, one juvenile sustained injuries and received medical evaluation and treatment on scene.”

Mounts was charged with Wanton Endangerment Involving a Firearm after he later admitted he had been handling the AR-15 when it discharged.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Where there’s smoke, there’s politeness.

Deputies spoke with both drivers and determined that the driver of the SUV, Stephan Clark, 65, had become angry after the red pickup truck blew thick black smoke while driving in front of him, CCSO said. Clark and the driver of the pickup truck then got into a heated exchange, yelling at each other and using inappropriate hand gestures.

Clark then pulled a gun from his waistband, CCSO said. This prompted the driver of the pickup truck to draw his firearm out of fear. The driver of the pickup truck then fired at the front tire of Clark’s vehicle in order to disable it so he could get away and call law enforcement.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another portable phallus that performed on its ownsome.

We are a society of stupid willfully poisoning ourselves with lead because so many persons seem to need their portable phalluses to feel like real big men.

It has been previously reported in these electrons that politeness is going for the dogs.

Well, now it’s going for the cats.

Police are trying to figure out who shot two cats in separate incidents in Gloucester County, New Jersey.

More politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

Party with politeness.

According to San Antonio police, a 44-year-old man was having a party when an altercation broke out between multiple people. The man went to grab a weapon and the gun went off, striking him in the lower extremities, police said.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

A child died in Polk County after accidentally shooting himself on Thursday, according to Sheriff Grady Judd.

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“As he’s bending over, looking at his credit card, he’s carrying this Glock in his waistband, and it is very uncomfortable because he’s bending over, so he takes his Glock out of his waistband and lays it down,” Judd said. “The child is in the backseat playing and he (the father) is now trying to figure out how to get whatever device he’s working with to pay for their dinner when all of a sudden he hears a loud pop.”

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.