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Once again, one of those “responsible gun owners” exposes a portable phallus to children, and politeness becomes child’s play.

We are a society of stupid.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

And another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

And, as we know, politeness takes practice.

A 48-year-old man from Duluth was injured Thursday morning after being struck by a bullet while driving on southbound I-35 near Harris, Minnesota. The Chisago County Sheriff’s Office says the shooting appears to have been the result of rifle target practice taking place near the interstate.

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Three adult males were located on private property near the interstate. According to authorities, the men were shooting rifles at a target positioned in the direction of I-35. The bullet that struck the driver traveled an estimated 1,500 feet from the shooting location to the interstate.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

More evidence that we are a broken society.

Through the investigation, it was determined that a 19-year-old man was in an argument with a woman on the sidewalk in front of an apartment building,” police said.

That’s when Adam Turck, 35, passed by while walking his dog and attempted to intervene in the dispute. The 19-year-old then shot Turck before he turned the gun on himself.

More courtesy on the concrete.

So many guns. So much stupid.

When you party, be sure to party with politeness.

We are a broken society.

They found politeness is a parking space.

“Our victim was unhappy with the way the defendant parked his car on his street, that he didn’t park close enough to the next car. I guess he felt that there was more room he should’ve pulled up,” said Bernhardt.

Police say the two initially walked away from each other, but Floyd came back. The victim used bear spray on Floyd and investigators say that’s when Floyd pulled out a gun and fired three shots as the victim ran into an alley.

We are a broken society.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

And another “responsible gun owner” shows politeness to his parent.

A man shot and killed his father when the gun accidentally went off as the two were looking at it, according to Manatee County deputies.

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And another “responsible gun owner” feels privileged to discharge his portable phallus whilst proceeding along the nation’s highways.

Really now.

If you are going to play with your portable phallus, you shouldn’t act surprised if it discharges.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

And every time the police or news reports refer to an “accidental” shooting, they provide a “Get Out of Jail Free” card for negligence.

He was strolling through the woods one day when his gun became sentient and decided to fire itself.

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And another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child . . . .

“The toddler was in the backseat of a vehicle, grabbed mom’s purse and took out the firearm and shot himself in the leg,” Delgado told reporters at the scene, adding that the child was not in “any type of seat restraint.”

We are a society of stupid.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Show politeness to your fellow party-goers.

Self-politeness is the politest kind:

Following the investigation, officials determined the victim was trying to unload and secure a firearm when it misfired, hitting his leg. After he accidentally shot himself, the man was transported to a local hospital.

Aside:

Methinks someone needs to look up the meaning of “misfire” in his Merriam-Webster. It does not mean what the writer thinks it means.