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Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

On Monday night, a 2-year-old was accidentally shot after getting an unsecured gun that belonged to their 17-year-old uncle.

Once again, we are reminded that “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms. Though the police and the press do not seem to have come to that realization . . . .

One of those “responsible gun owners” chartered a cruise to politeness.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” practices courtesy on the concrete.

Once again we are reminded that politeness is a family value.

We are a broken society.

As we all know, politeness takes practice.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Whatever happened to what I was taught are the first two rules of gun safety?

1. Always assume a gun is loaded.
2. Never point a gun at anything unless you intend to shoot it.

We are a society of stupid.

Apparently, she wanted her politeness to go viral . . . .

There, police said the 14-year-old girl was found unconscious and not breathing, suffering from a gunshot wound. She later died from her injuries.

MPD said the girl was inside an apartment handling a gun while filming a video for social media when the gun went off, striking her in the torso.

“Social” media is a quicksand, and our society is sinking rapidly.

In a polite society, disagreements are to be resolved with politeness, are they not?

Once again we learn that politeness is a family value.

They get fiendlier every day.

Another child is sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

And, in more news of the polite.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another improperly stored gun.

Another child in a hospital.

And another oxymorinic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

The stupidity of our society absolutely floors me.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

We are again reminded that politeness is a family value.

It seems that some “responsible gun owners” saw fit to celebrate their Mother’s Day family restaurant outings by discharging their pointers of politeness at each other.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Politeness gain becomes child’s play.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another accessible gun.

Another child.