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It appears that politeness is not longer just going to for the dogs.

Now it’s also going to for the cats.

We are a broken society.

Guns and whiskey, guns and whiskey.
Don’t mix them together when you’re feeling frisky,
Because if you do, my brother,
You’ll let yourself in for a spot of bother.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Once again, politeness goes to for the dogs.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

The investigation quickly led police to the room next door. Investigators say 31-year-old Shermarcus Cockran had just returned from a gun range and was cleaning his firearm in Room 225 when it went off. The bullet traveled through the shared wall, striking the teenager while he was playing video games.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Aside:

I have long thought that, in gun nut world, “cleaning” is a synonym for “fondling.”

I have cleaned guns. It’s something to do in a workshop or a garage or, failing that, a kitchen, not in a motel room.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” appears to have exposed a portable phallus to a child.

A child was hurt when a gun accidentally discharged in a classroom at Freetown Elementary School in Baltimore, the Anne Arundel County Police Department confirmed Wednesday.

A second-grade student, who had the weapon, suffered a hand injury during the incident.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Once again, we are reminded that “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms, despite how we might see them used in news reports and police statements.

If you think the elementary school basketball coach should give your little boy more playing time, be sure to make the request with politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

He was backing recklessly out of his driveway.

She was driving her child to school and tapped her horn in warning.

He responded by discharging his phallus of politeness.

Now her child is in the hospital recovering from surgery.

We are a broken society.

He failed to get a grip on his politeness.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

More courtesy on the concrete, more politeness on the pavement.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose a portable phallus to a fellow driver.

We are again reminded that a polite society is a clean society.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Express your frustration with politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner” feels justified in exposing his portable phallus to a fellow driver on America’s byways.

We are a broken society.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

According to police, the 6-year-old discovered a gun and accidentally shot the 3-year-old.

The victim is being treated for non-life threatening injuries at OhioHealth Mansfield.

More courtesy on the concrete.

We are a broken society.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

We are a society of stupid.