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More politeness on the pavement.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another improperly secured gun.

Another child sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

Settle differences of opinion with politeness.

Once again, one of those “responsible gun owners” exposes a portable phallus to children,

Investigators say a 1-year-old child found the gun and accidentally fired it.

The 1-year-old child was hit and a second child was shot when the bullet fragmented, detectives said.

We are a society of stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

Officers found a 3-year-old boy shot in the hip at the scene, and he was conscious and breathing.

Police said an adult was cleaning out a closet and left a gun unattended, and the boy got hold of it. Police said they believe that this is an accidental shooting at this time.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” do not mean the same thing.

More news from the hunt for politeness . . . .

It happened around 3:30 p.m. when six hunters were traveling through the woods in a convoy of two ATVs and two side-by-side vehicles. Amber Oaks, 31, of Brewer, Maine was riding as a passenger in the last vehicle when the group stopped after the lead rider spotted a bird.

According to the Maine Warden Service, the driver of Oaks’ vehicle, 31-year-old Danielle Fernald of Freeport, exited to retrieve her firearm. As Fernald pulled her loaded 12-gauge semi-automatic shotgun from the vehicle, the butt struck the roll cage. The impact caused her hand to slip and hit the trigger, discharging a round of birdshot directly into Oaks’ left knee.

So many guns.

So much stupid.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Schmieding, who has a permit to carry a handgun, was dining with friends at Frank’s Pizza on Route 206. Authorities said that the investigation revealed that Schmieding removed a handgun from his holster in an attempt to clear ammunition, which resulted in the gun firing.

The shot struck an 89-year-old woman in her left leg. The victim was taken to a local hospital and in stable condition.

“Clear ammunition.”

I guess that’s one way of putting it.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsiblity.

Officers arrived at 435 North Main just after 2:00 p.m. and gave first aid to a 53-year-old Vassar man who had been shot in the leg.

The man, a licensed CPL holder, told police his handgun discharged while he was reaching into his pocket.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an osymoron.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

As we know, politeness takes practice.

Welcome your roommate home with politeness.

A professor and mother of three children was fatally shot by her roommate who mistook her for an intruder.

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WTVM spoke to Muscogee County Coroner Buddy Bryan who said that Anderson’s roommate had received alleged terroristic threats from her son, so when she heard noise while she slept she picked up a gun and fired two shots.

The second bullet struck Anderson, Bryan told the outlet.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Shortly before 10 p.m. on Oct. 13, a mother was in the master bedroom of a residence on Montana Drive while her son was “laughing and playing” in the same room. In this room was also a .45-caliber Glock that was normally kept on the dresser, according to an incident report by the sheriff’s office.

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The mother told investigators that while in the room, she then heard a “loud bang” and saw a flash of light. The child accidentally shot himself, suffering a gunshot wound to the lower right area of his face, the report said.

The hunt for politeness continues.

A 16-year-old boy is recovering in the hospital after a hunter accidentally shot him through the window of his house in Rockbridge County, according to the sheriff.

And we are again reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron and that “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonymous.

She found politeness in the parking lot.

We are a broken society.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another case of neighborly politeness.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” demonstrates politeness on the pavement.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Politeness takes to the seas intracoastal waterway.

Instead of “road rage,” I guess this must be “water rage.”