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Exercise politeness whilst in your motorized automotive conveyance.

Settle disputes politely.

Based on further investigation and interviews with witnesses, Nixon said investigators determined the man had gotten into an argument with another man and a 9 mm weapon was pulled.

“We determined the victim and his buddy were intoxicated and got into a physical altercation,” Nixon said. “A weapon was pulled out and accidentally discharged and hit him in the leg.”

The solution to preventing occurrences of this nature is, of course per the NRA, more guns. No doubt, had two portable instruments of male enhancement been pulled, no legs would have been shot.

Also, pigs, wings.

More child’s play.

“After follow-up interviews and investigation we have determined that the child was shot by accident,” (Deputy Chief–ed.) Agee said Monday afternoon. “Those involved admitted that a 16-year-old boy who lives in the neighborhood was playing with a gun when it fell and discharged striking the child in the back. This appears to be an accident and no criminal charges will be pursued.”

Just another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Peace, love, and guns.

On Sunday at 10:02 a.m. East Lampeter Township Police responded to reports of a shooting at the Worship Center of Lancaster County on New Holland Pike.

When police arrived on the scene they determined that a handgun was unintentionally discharged by a security guard.

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Police say that this incident occurred in the security guards’ office and there were five security guards in the room during the shooting.

As we know by now, politeness is child’s play.

Have your pizza with a side of politeness.

The woman was standing in line when the customer behind her dropped a .22 caliber pistol with a rat shot in it, and she was hit.

A rat shot is also known as a bird shot/snake shot/dust shot. It is small ammunition, typically used for pest control at close range, and is not very powerful.

Be polite to your friends.

Police were investigating what appeared to be the murder of a 24-year-old man. He was killed by a gunshot wound to the head, officials said.

Investigators are now saying the shooting was accidental. The 22-year-old man accused of pulling the trigger is a registered CPL holder who was showing off a new handgun, according to authorities.

He didn’t realize the gun was loaded until it went off, killing his friend, police said.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Demonstrate politeness to your friends.

Police say the boy was showing the gun to four of his friends when it accidentally went off and a bullet hit his friend in the foot. The boy was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

Rear children with politeness.

The fatal gunshot wound to the head was accidentally self-inflicted, according to the Madison County sheriff’s office. The child, whose name wasn’t released, was inside the family’s parked vehicle at a home on Berry Creek Drive in Harvest when the shooting happened Sunday afternoon. A parent found the child and the authorities were notified.

Be polite to your fiends.

Once again, politeness is child’s play.

Just another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Rear your children with politeness.

A 3-year-old boy suffered a gunshot wound to his head after police say the boy found a gun in the house and played with it while his parents were still in bed.

Amazingly, however, Murray police detective Kenny Bass said Thursday morning that the boy’s injury is not considered to be life-threatening . . . .

Politeness is the key.

Cedartown Police Chief Jamie Newsome reported that around 6:40 p.m., business owner Todd Williams was pulling his keys out of his pocket in the parking lot of Zorba’s on North Main Street when the gun he had in his pocket went off accidentally.

The single round ricocheted off his knee and went through his foot.

Join the queue for politeness.

Spokane Police Spokesperson John O’Brien said it was reported that around 3:30 p.m. a man was in line at the Supreme Bean on North Hamilton Street and East Illinois Avenue when he accidentally shot himself.

Of course, the NRA will probably say that, had he been packing, this wouldn’t have happene–oh, wait.

The writer of the second letter to the editor of my local rag at this link, absolutely nails it.

Some of the other letters at the link unwittingly make his case.

Be polite to your playmate.

In the Great White North, the hunt for politeness continues.

The three men were out hunting when one of them got separated from the others. Police said one of the men shot at what he thought was a rabbit and injured the 20-year-old.

One wonders, was it his fluffy white tail or his long furry ears, or are the rabbits just bigger in Canada?

Cleanliness is next to politeness.

Police say that the victim was sitting in her vehicle clearing her weapon when it was discharged, striking her in the leg. Officers applied a tourniquet to her leg until EMS could get to the scene.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness is child’s play.

When officers arrived, they discovered a 2-year-old with a single gunshot wound.

They say the child was alert and able to communicate while being taken to the hospital. . . .

Officials say they believe a sibling was holding the gun when it went off.

Play politely.

Shortly after 8 p.m. Wednesday, officers were called to the a home located on along Highway 347 in Leonville in reference to a shooting.

When officers arrived, they found a man shot in the head inside the home. Witnesses said the man was playing with a pistol when it accidentally went off.