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The hunt for politeness continues.

About 20 club members were hunting white-tailed deer. This group including Howard and the 30-year-old woman who shot him.

Howard and the woman were dropped off near a wood at an open field — about 150 yards from each other — when a short time later a buck ran across the field between the two, DNR said.

The woman shot at the deer twice, but one of those shots struck Howard in the chest.

You’ve heard of “packing heat”? Now there’s unpacking heat.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Methinks that, in the following excerpt, “handling” is a polite way of saying “fondling lascivously.”

I’ll stop there.

Police said their investigation revealed that a 38-year-old man was handling a gun in a bedroom while she (a ten-year old girl–ed.) was in an adjoining bathroom. While he was holding the gun, it went off, striking the girl. The girl’s 35-year-old mother was also in the bedroom with the 38-year-old, but she was not injured.

And, reputably, yet another gun that went off on its ownsome (something, by the way, that guns don’t do).

Afterthought:

I have two daughters.

Disgust wells up within me.

There are not enough books to throw at this clown.

Be polite to your siblings.

The siblings had been out to dinner that evening and had been drinking when the brother took out the pistol, which had been recently purchased, Burke said.

The man thought the gun was unloaded and said he doesn’t recall what happened.

“He’s not sure how or why the gun went off,” Burke said.

Let me enlighten him.

The gun went off because he pulled the trigger while pointing the gun at another person.

This stuff isn’t rocket science, for Pete’s sake.

Fuffu.

If the two-year old had been packing, perhaps he could have defended himself from the three-year old.

Once again, we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Upon arrival, officers found the victim inside the home with a gunshot wound to her leg, police reported.

A 41-year-old man told authorities he had been cleaning his gun when it accidentally fired, according to police.

She did not make it.

A 16-year-old boy accidentally killed himself with a family member’s handgun while video-chatting with a friend at his home in New Sharon on Monday, according to police and press reports.

(snip)

The friend who was chatting with the boy noticed something was not right during the interaction. The friend and their father went to the home and found the boy deceased, Nichols said.

Words fail me.

The stupid.

It burns.

Give politeness a whirl.

The 14-year-old unidentified teen was babysitting his nephew, identified as two-year-old Romere Harris, and his one-year-old niece when the incident took place shortly before 8 p.m. EDT Wednesday. Investigation revealed the boy was twirling the gun when it discharged and struck Harris. He was rushed to a nearby hospital where he succumbed to injuries. The niece was not injured in the incident.

Open the door to politeness.

Once again, we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

With an emphasis on the “moron.”

Achieve domestic tranquility, politely.

The stupid.

It kills.

Be polite to your children.

Yet another responsible gun owner demonstrates his love of animals.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

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Sheriff Rowles of Newton County, Louisiana, reports:

We received a 911 call about an accidental gun shot. Seems a rat ran across the deer camp floor. The victim missed the rat and shot his foot. A well, what can I say.

Once again, we are reminded that politeness is child’s play.

Florida man parades politely.