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At The Roanoke Times, Megan Doney sums up gunnuttery. A snippet:
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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society,” People of Walmart Dept. 0
Bargain-basement politeness.
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Abram, a Southaven resident, had been suspended from the store in recent days after he showed a knife to a co-worker. A police report had been filed, but Champion said Abram didn’t appear to have threatened the co-worker and criminal charges weren’t being pursued.
Thus passeth another day in NRA paradise.
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I shot a bullet into the air.
It fell to earth I know not where.
I’m a “responsible gun owner”; I do not care.
I shot a bullet into the air.
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Inculcate politeness into your progeny at an early age.
Family told police they heard a gunshot from another room and found their child with a gun, police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi tweeted Sunday night. The Department of Children and Family Services “has also been called in to assist,” he said.
The NRA will no doubt argue that, had the boy been armed, this no doubt would not have happ–oh, wait.
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Distant politeness . . . .
The family was next to the lake on their property in southern Kenton County when the shot came whizzing by Thursday evening. They’re thankful no one was hurt, but now they’re left wondering if it was an accident or if someone was aiming for them.
I’m betting is was just one of those responsible gun owners being responsible.
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Be polite to your neighbors.
Just another responsible gun owner at play . . . .
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Show politeness to your friends.
One of the teens called 911. “There was a gun in the house and we were showing him and he grabbed it and it shot him.”
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Be polite to the driver of your automotive conveyance.
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Politeness is a family value.
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Be polite to your neighbors.
Anchorage police say the man in the lower apartment on Wednesday night was seated on his couch, holding his toddler.
The bullet bounced off the man’s skull. The man was transported to a hospital, where he was treated and released.
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More politeness on the byways.
“While he was sitting in the car, he looked at me and said, you n*****, ‘You probably didn’t even have insurance,’ and I said, ‘Oh be quiet,’” Muhammad said.
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When engaged in an automotive mishap, react politely.
Calhoun is also accused of grabbing the victim, biting her left arm, and throwing her to the ground.
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Be polite to strangers.
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According to the police, the suspect had a negligent discharge of a small-caliber handgun at the Super 8. The bullet from the gun traveled through the wall and into the adjacent room, where the woman was staying.
One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.
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Drive politely.
The shooting occurred after a near-collision around 8:30 a.m. near North 42nd Street and West Concordia Avenue.
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A Fourth of July firing.