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Be polite to your friends.

Police said officers responded to a 911 call about the shooting around 4:40 p.m. and found 21-year-old Joshua Allen dead from a single gunshot wound to the chest. According to report, the 911 caller said “I need an ambulance fast, my brother was messing with a gun and it went off accidentally hitting his best friend”.

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Do you want a side of fries with your politeness?

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Still more child’s play . . . .

A 5-year-old boy was shot in the back by his older brother who was playing with his parent’s pistol Friday night, Dallas police said.

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Get aboard the bus to politeness.

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Exercise politeness whilst in your motorized automotive conveyance.

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Settle disputes politely.

Based on further investigation and interviews with witnesses, Nixon said investigators determined the man had gotten into an argument with another man and a 9 mm weapon was pulled.

“We determined the victim and his buddy were intoxicated and got into a physical altercation,” Nixon said. “A weapon was pulled out and accidentally discharged and hit him in the leg.”

The solution to preventing occurrences of this nature is, of course per the NRA, more guns. No doubt, had two portable instruments of male enhancement been pulled, no legs would have been shot.

Also, pigs, wings.

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More child’s play.

“After follow-up interviews and investigation we have determined that the child was shot by accident,” (Deputy Chief–ed.) Agee said Monday afternoon. “Those involved admitted that a 16-year-old boy who lives in the neighborhood was playing with a gun when it fell and discharged striking the child in the back. This appears to be an accident and no criminal charges will be pursued.”

Just another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

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Peace, love, and guns.

On Sunday at 10:02 a.m. East Lampeter Township Police responded to reports of a shooting at the Worship Center of Lancaster County on New Holland Pike.

When police arrived on the scene they determined that a handgun was unintentionally discharged by a security guard.

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Police say that this incident occurred in the security guards’ office and there were five security guards in the room during the shooting.

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As we know by now, politeness is child’s play.

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Have your pizza with a side of politeness.

The woman was standing in line when the customer behind her dropped a .22 caliber pistol with a rat shot in it, and she was hit.

A rat shot is also known as a bird shot/snake shot/dust shot. It is small ammunition, typically used for pest control at close range, and is not very powerful.

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Be polite to your friends.

Police were investigating what appeared to be the murder of a 24-year-old man. He was killed by a gunshot wound to the head, officials said.

Investigators are now saying the shooting was accidental. The 22-year-old man accused of pulling the trigger is a registered CPL holder who was showing off a new handgun, according to authorities.

He didn’t realize the gun was loaded until it went off, killing his friend, police said.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

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Demonstrate politeness to your friends.

Police say the boy was showing the gun to four of his friends when it accidentally went off and a bullet hit his friend in the foot. The boy was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

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Rear children with politeness.

The fatal gunshot wound to the head was accidentally self-inflicted, according to the Madison County sheriff’s office. The child, whose name wasn’t released, was inside the family’s parked vehicle at a home on Berry Creek Drive in Harvest when the shooting happened Sunday afternoon. A parent found the child and the authorities were notified.

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Be polite to your fiends.

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Once again, politeness is child’s play.

Just another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

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Rear your children with politeness.

A 3-year-old boy suffered a gunshot wound to his head after police say the boy found a gun in the house and played with it while his parents were still in bed.

Amazingly, however, Murray police detective Kenny Bass said Thursday morning that the boy’s injury is not considered to be life-threatening . . . .

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Politeness is the key.

Cedartown Police Chief Jamie Newsome reported that around 6:40 p.m., business owner Todd Williams was pulling his keys out of his pocket in the parking lot of Zorba’s on North Main Street when the gun he had in his pocket went off accidentally.

The single round ricocheted off his knee and went through his foot.

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Join the queue for politeness.

Spokane Police Spokesperson John O’Brien said it was reported that around 3:30 p.m. a man was in line at the Supreme Bean on North Hamilton Street and East Illinois Avenue when he accidentally shot himself.

Of course, the NRA will probably say that, had he been packing, this wouldn’t have happene–oh, wait.

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The writer of the second letter to the editor of my local rag at this link, absolutely nails it.

Some of the other letters at the link unwittingly make his case.

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Be polite to your playmate.

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