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Politeness is a family value.

Police were called before 4 p.m. to the scene of a shooting on Whitener Avenue in the Duncan Park area.

Officers who arrived at the scene said the victim’s 6-year-old sibling accidentally discharged a handgun and the bullet struck the 4-year-old.

Cement your friendships with politeness.

Both men were hospitalized for their injuries — one was shot in hand, the other in the abdomen — but both are expected to be OK, Meridian Police Lt. Jeff Brown said Wednesday night.

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Brown said one of the men was handling the gun inside a holster when it went off; he wasn’t wearing the holster at the time. There was no evidence of an altercation, police said.

Be polite to your friends.

Police say three men returned to the home after drinking at bars in downtown Rochester. The homeowner took out an AR-15 rifle to show it to his friends, believing the magazine contained only blank rounds. However, there was one live round, and when he pulled the trigger, it struck his friend.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Politeness is a family value.

The little girl was unresponsive, and the officer started to perform CPR. Hobart Fire Department paramedics arrived and transported the child to St. Mary Medical Center, where she later died of her injuries, Gonzales said.

The man was identified as the girl’s father. Two boys, her brothers, were in the room at the time of the shooting as well.

“They said their father had been showing them a firearm and (the) firearm discharged, striking his daughter in the head,” Gonzales said.

Practice makes polite.

A 20-year-old New Jersey woman has died following an apparent accidental shooting at a Cape Coral condo complex Thursday.

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According to a police report, neighbor Ennio Fulgoni heard a loud bang and then his neighbor knocked on his door asking for help.

Fulgoni dialed 911.

The reports also said the man, who was bleeding, was getting ready to go to the gun range when one of the guns accidentally discharged.

Politeness is essential in the working environment.

Randy Stair has been identified as the supermarket employee who killed three coworkers, before turning the gun on himself at a Weis grocery store in Tunkhannock, Pennsylvania.

Stair, 24, posted an ominous tweet just hours before the incident which read,“Goodbye humans… I’ll miss you…,” before he packed a duffle bag with two pistol-grip shotguns and headed to Weis late Wednesday night.

During Stair’s rampage, 59 bullets were shot, and three coworkers were killed. Authorities identified the victims as Victoria Brong, 26, Brian Hayes, 47 and Terry Sterling, 63.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

(Follow the link. The accompanying picture tells its own story.)

If at first you aren’t polite, try, try again.

Police say 29-year-old Teudy Asencio was shot in the foot Monday while a family friend was showing him a handgun at a home in Cranston.

Cranston Police Chief Michael Winquist says the friend didn’t realize the gun was loaded when it went off and fired a bullet into a wall. In a panic, the man pulled out the magazine and pulled the trigger again, this time with the bullet striking Asencio.

Jesus.

This militia is not well-regulated.

Officials with the Metro Nashville Police Department said 7-year-old Harmony Warfield was inside the apartment with four other people – all relatives.

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The 14-year-old told police the 2-year-old was holding a handgun when it went off, striking Harmony. She was transported to Vanderbilt University Medical Center where she died from her injuries.

Yet more carnage in NRA Paradise.

The BB, however, will be in Bentley’s brain forever.

Thus passeth another day in NRA paradise.

Brothers should play politely.

Police were called to a Driftwood Drive home about 1.45pm on Saturday where they found a two-year-old boy with an accidental gunshot wound.

The boy is said to be in a critical, but stable condition.

Colorado Springs Police Lieutenant Howard Black told Fox 31 Denver the boy was shot by a three-year-old who “found a hand gun.”

Be polite to your sweetie-pie.

According to Shelby County Sheriff’s Deputies, Fields and Luna were sitting in her bedroom with three others including a toddler.

Fields was showing them his new pistol. As he went to put it away, the gun went off hitting Luna in the stomach.

She was taken to the hospital but died during surgery.

Get a leg up on politeness.

One person is recovering tonight after accidentally shooting themselves in the leg.

I shall refrain from commenting on the horrifyingly incorrect grammar in that sentence. I shall not point out that “him” and “them” do not agree, unless “him” is a multi-bodied swamp monster.

(Oh, my. I notice that, to my shock and horror, I failed to refrain. Where are my pearls, that I may clutch them? Where oh where is my fainting couch that I may fall upon it?)

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Politeness is a family value.

Taylor County Sheriff Terry Austin said the father was showing his son a new firearm they were unfamiliar with when it accidentally discharged in their home on Centre Court on U.S. 119.

The bullet ricocheted off the concrete and hit the son in the ankle during the 10:49 a.m. incident.

Share the politeness.

News outlets report that the Laurel County Sheriff’s Office says in a news release that Shawn Perkins was a passenger in a car with the two teenage girls on Monday. Authorities say Perkins allowed the 15-year-old girl, who was sitting in the back, to handle his handgun. The weapon discharged, hitting the 16-year-old driver in the back.

What’s most striking about this is that charges have been filed.

One wonders what keeps this from being yet another “tragic accident” in which a “gun discharges” all on its ownsome. Inquiring minds want to know.

Get a load of all the politeness.

Police were called at about 1:10 this morning to 310 W. Bigelow Ave. for a report of an accidental shooting. They found Brittany Lowd, no age or address provided, with a gunshot wound to her side, according to a Findlay Police media release.

They believe her boyfriend, Matthew Felder, no age or address provided, was sitting in the passenger seat of a truck unloading his pistol when it fired, striking Ms. Lowd in the side while she was in the driver’s seat, the release shows.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

The incident occurred about 11:45 a.m. at a residence in Yukon, Oklahoma, an Oklahoma City suburb. Police received a call from child welfare officials saying a child had shot himself with a gun.

Gunnuttery goes to the doctor.

The woman, identified as Debra McQuillen, entered the building as a visitor at about 11am on Thursday (25 May).

Accidentally dropping her purse in a waiting room, authorities said the 22 calibre Derringer inside went off and struck one patient in the leg.

The stupid. It burns.