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Discuss political issues with politeness.

A southwest Missouri man is facing a felony charge after a woman’s political bumper stickers made him so angry that he allegedly pointed a gun at her, causing a wreck.

Follow the link and figure out who was on which side.

Politeness is essential to strong families.

Police said they found Julian Hoffman suffering from a gunshot to his head. Hoffman was taken to a hospital where he later died. Investigators said Hoffman’s 10-year-old brother shot him.

Investigators tell Channel 11 the gun that was used was a 9 mm. Investigators said the two boys were home alone, with the 10-year-old was babysitting the 6-year-old.

The story goes on to say that the mother, who was at work when this happened, may be charged. It does not point out this simple equation

no gun } locked gun=no shooting

Scatter ye politeness where ye may
Lest people still enjoy the light of day.

The University of Kansas’ Department of Public Safety seized a loaded, stolen handgun after a student found it late Tuesday morning on the fourth floor of Wescoe Hall, a classroom and office building on campus, authorities said.

Fill your home with politeness.

Police in Haltom City just northeast of Fort Worth say a 9-year-old boy has fatally shot himself with a gun he found in a home.

Authorities say officers were flagged down Saturday by a woman crying hysterically and found the boy in a master bedroom of the home. A semi-automatic handgun was nearby and a drawer to a nightstand was open.

Do polite stuff.

The sheriff says Constable Mike Wallace was off-duty when he and some friends were doing stuff in his garage. Wallace took a hand gun out of his pocket, went to put it down on a shelf, and the gun went off.

Officials say the bullet struck a friend in the abdomen . . . .

Be polite to your elders.

The grandson was cleaning his gun when it went off and fired through two rooms, striking the grandmother.

(snip)

When police arrived they found a woman suffering from a single gunshot wound. She was transported to UMC Trauma and later pronounced dead.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Politeness precedes childhood’s end.

The incident took place at the Milliken Road home of the girl’s grandparents, police said previously. The girl was in the bedroom with her father on Monday night after 7 p.m., when the father, Todd Dorr, got up to adjust the television, according to McCausland.

When Todd Dorr was moving across the room, the girl took the gun from her father’s backpack nearby and it went off, detectives claim.

The firearm was not in a holster and there was no gunlock, McCausland said.

Clearly polite:

After further investigation, officers learned that another person inside the residence was attempting to a clear a .22-caliber rifle when it accidentally discharged and hit the woman.

Whatever happened to “make sure your gun isn’t pointing at anyone”?

Be polite to the children.

A 3-year-old girl’s father and uncle were “extremely intoxicated” and handling a firearm early Friday when it accidentally went off, the bullet hitting the child in the foot, the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office said.

Familial politeness.

Louisiana authorities say a 7-year-old boy shot his aunt two times after she didn’t get him food.

Webster Parish Sheriff Gary Sexton says the child will not be charged with a crime.

He says Louisiana law states a child under the age of 10 cannot form intent, so they do not have the authority to file charges against the boy… even though he loaded and reloaded the gun during the incident.

The police think counseling may be called for. Y’think?

Aside:

Had the aunt been packing, she could have defended herself.

Remember, practice makes polite.

When officials arrived they found the male victim suffering from a gunshot wound to the hip.

The sheriff’s office says the male was target practicing on the property at the time of the shooting. Deputies say it appears that another male accidentally shot the victim.

Aside:

Y’know, if they can’t even get practice right, how well do you think they will do in the big game?

More polite play.

A 4-year-old girl is in critical condition after a shooting Friday night.

(snip)

Investigators said two or three young children were at the home, and they said the 4-year-old was playing with the gun.

Just another day in the Gun Nut Garden of Eden . . . .

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Show politeness to the children.

The man allegedly walked toward the boy in the middle of the street and said, “Hello.”

The boy said, “hello” in return, reports say.

The man then lifted his left hand from behind his hip, exposing a black handgun, and pointed the weapon at the boy, according to Novak’s account.

The boy said the man pointed the gun at him from about three feet away and that he feared for his life and peddled away as quickly as he could, the incident report says.

The police have picked up the polite pointer.

. . . and a polite society is a clean society.

A man cleaning his gun accidentally shot through the floor of his Oceanside apartment Tuesday evening, critically injuring a woman who was watching TV.

Police responded to the 1300 block of Bush Street around 11 p.m. after a man called and said he was cleaning his 9mm Glock handgun and accidentally shot through the floor of his apartment, Oceanside police spokesman Tom Bussey said.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
This I tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

He can’t handle his politeness.

Officers were called to the facility by hospital staff regarding a shooting victim that had arrived in the emergency room.

Through their investigation, officers determined that the man had been handling a weapon at his Oxnard home when it accidentally discharged causing a wound to his leg. The wound was not life threatening, officials said.

There’s a strange alchemy that seems to work only in the presence of copper.

Newton Fire/EMS and Police in Newton responded to an accidental shooting at 8:32 p.m. Saturday involving two juveniles on Saturday evening at 1009 S. Kansas Ave.

Newton Fire/EMS confirmed treatment of a gunshot wound that night. The gun went off, inflicting a gunshot wound on one of the children.

Add lead, and “children” become “juveniles.”

Gather ye politeness where ye may.

The gunshot was fired in the 19-hundred block of Iditarod Trail Saturday evening. A young man was found alive and bleeding before he was rushed to the hospital. He passed away Sunday morning.

Police say the young man and a friend found the gun unattended in a city park. They took it home, and one of them accidentally shot the other.

A fell swoop of politeness:

Just before noon Thursday, the man told police he was walking into his bedroom in the 1100 block of Hospital Road to turn on a television when the gun fell and discharged, according to a report from the Franklin Police Department.

A bullet hit the man’s finger, went through a bedroom wall and exited into the living room, according to the report. He was treated at a local hospital.

Be polite to passers-by.

The report states that Scotty Gene Blair, 35, of rural Potosi, was told that somebody was on his property on the evening of Aug. 5. Blair retrieved a Marlin .22 caliber rifle from inside his home and went to investigate.

A 17-year-old male had stopped his vehicle on Highway 185 to check on a vehicle that had just been involved in an accident. Blair allegedly shouted at the motorist and asked him why he was stealing from his property, then fired a shot in his direction.

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