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Some ammosexuals just cannot control themselves, even if, as the Beatles remind us, “Happiness is a warm gun.”

There was a brief panic Wednesday when a gun accidentally went off inside a men’s bathroom in Old Faithful Lodge.

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Premature discharge aside, no one in the bathroom was injured, and officials believe the gun went off by accident, citing statements from multiple witnesses—with at least one present in the bathroom when the shot went off.

According to Park rangers, the gun owner has not been identified. Presumably, he fled the bathroom shortly after the incident.

The stupid. It burns.

Politeness takes practice.

Police say a 21-year-old man accidentally shot and killed himself at a gun range in Philadelphia’s Spring Garden section.

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Police say the man was cleaning his gun when he accidentally shot himself once in the chest.

The hunt for politeness proceeds apace . . .

Michael was cleaning his Remington hunting rifle at his home around 3 p.m. Saturday when it fired, said Boiling Springs Police Chief Nathan Phillips. The teenager was pronounced dead at the scene. Investigators said Sunday the fatal shooting appeared to be “accidental.” His family sees it the same way.

. . . as yet another gun fires itself.

Buckle up for safety, always buckle up.

Investigations determined that as Huldack was getting out of his vehicle, his holstered gun on his hip fired one round.

They say Huldack’s seatbelt apparently struck his gun, causing the weapon to discharge.

When is someone going to hold guns responsible for turning on their ammosexuals? Or, for that matter, for turning on their ammosexuals?

More polite play:

Investigators say they don’t plan any charges after a 12-year-old boy was accidentally shot and killed by an 11-year-old playmate.

Florence County deputies said in a news release that a 7-year-old boy was also in the house in Coward, and all three were being watched by a 15-year-old baby sitter when the shooting happened Tuesday afternoon.

Just another day in NRA Paradise . . . .

It is unwise to toy with politeness.

Authorities say a 12-year-old boy has died after being accidentally shot at a Florence County home.

Deputies told media outlets a second child was wounded, but is expected to survive.

Authorities said the shooting happened Wednesday afternoon in Coward as the three boys were playing with the weapon. Investigators did not release the type of gun or whether any adults were in the home when the shooting happened.

Just another day in NRA paradise.

Commit your hate crime with politeness.

Yet another unload of politeness:

Police were called around 6:50 p.m. Saturday to a residence on West Hudson Street for a report of a single gunshot. They determined Jeremiah Alford was shot by another person who believed that the gun was unloaded; police said the firing of the gun was an accidental discharge.

If you point a gun at someone and pull the trigger, that is not an accident. If you neglected to check whether the gun was loaded, it is at the least negligence, because you pointed a gun and someone and pulled the tri–oh, never mind. Just remember, every time something like this is called an accident, ammosexuals have a little thrill go down their legs.

And, in more news of the polite . . . .

Be polite when exchanging information after the collision.

Police said there was a hit and run accident between two cars and that’s when one of the men got out of his car and shot the other man three times in the stomach before taking off.

Afterthought:

Sounds more like a “shoot and run” than a “hit and run” to me. One wonders whether the shooter was the hitter or the hittee.

Try as you might, you can’t keep politeness locked up.

Deputies found the boy had managed to get into his grandfather’s locked gun cabin and taken out a .38 revolver. The boy fired one round and the bullet penetrated his forehead just below the hair line, traveling under the skin to the crown of his head and exiting, the news release states.

The boy went by ambulance to Clear Lake Regional Hospital, where he was listed in good condition . . . .

Another load of politeness . . . .

The victim advised that he was attending a sidewalk sale in the area and began discussing handguns with the subject.

The subject then un-holstered and unloaded a pistol from his waist and began showing the victim the weapon’s custom made grips. Then, as the weapon owner attempted to reload and re-holster his weapon, he accidentally discharged it. The bullet struck the sidewalk and the victim’s foot was struck by bullet fragments.

(If it reads like it’s from a police report, that’s because it is. The full press release is at the link.)

Politeness is a family value.

Police are investigating after a teenage girl was killed in an accidental shooting Monday night.

Officers responded to a home near University Avenue and Rural Road around 9:30 p.m. Police said an adult male family member was handling a gun when it fired, hitting a 16-year-old girl in the face.

The polite go to the movies.

According to the local TV news station KFVS 12, police were called to Paducah’s Cinemark Theater on Saturday morning, responding to calls that a gun was drawn inside the cinema. A man told one of the officers on the scene that another man sitting in front of him and his son grew irritated that the child was repeatedly kicking the back of the other man’s seat.

Witnesses said that a fight broke out between the two men after the aggrieved audience member cursed at the boy. As the father was winning the brawl, the other man pulled out a gun, asking, “What the [expletive] are you going to do now?”

I get that a kid kicking the back of your seat is annoying. Kids rode in the back seat of my car and seat backs got kicked.

Only in NRA paradise may it become a capital offense.

Give your grandchildren an opportunity to be polite.

A 7-year-old Jones County boy was killed earlier this week after he picked up a relative’s gun and accidentally shot himself, authorities said Friday.

The boy was at his grandparent’s house in the River North subdivision, near the Bibb County line in west Jones County, on Wednesday afternoon when he picked up the unsecured gun, Jones County sheriff’s investigator Kenny Gleaton said. Two adults were home, but the child was in a room by himself.

Get an unload of all the politeness:

Two men were transported to Chambersburg Hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries Tuesday afternoon after an accidental shooting on South Mountain.

State police Trooper Rob Hicks said the men were cutting wood in an area of Loop Road and one was unloading a pistol when the gun accidentally discharged.

Afterthought:

In that part of the world, having a gun can make sense. There may be rattle snakes about. Just don’t use your gun to cut wood. Or something.

The Rev. Robert Winter gets to the point:

Stripped to its essence, the point of owning a weapon is power.

Follow the link for more.

Be polite in the potty.

According to the Wyoming Police Department, a man who is a concealed pistol license (CPL) holder was in a stall when he decided to adjust his pistol and place it into another pocket.

The pistol then discharged, firing a bullet into the floor. A man entering the restroom was struck in the ankle by a fragment from either the bullet or the floor.

Where are the Tarheel Potty Patrol when you really need them?