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Politeness is relative.

An 11-year-old boy was in serious condition Sunday evening after what appears to be an accidental shooting by a teenage relative earlier that afternoon.

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Deputies responded to the 12400 block of Admiralty Way at about 12:30 p.m. Sunday. They were told an unknown suspect had shot the boy and fled. A K-9 unit was sent out to help deputies track the shooter. “In the process of conducting their search, they determined that it was the older sibling who had been involved, not an unknown subject,” Lt. David Bowman said.

Politeness is an essential aspect of rearing the young.

A 5-year-old boy is expected to recover after shooting himself in the leg Thursday night with a handgun he found in an apartment he is living in with his mother and her boyfriend.

Don’t waffle on politeness.

An enraged Waffle House customer shot and killed a waitress early Friday who asked him not to smoke.

Guns and safety go together.

Police say the woman and her 15-year-old son where sitting in their vehicle when the teen removed a gun from under a seat.

According to police, the teen pulled the trigger thinking the gun had an external safety that would prevent the gun from firing. However, the gun had a trigger assembly safety and went off when the he pulled the trigger.

EPD says the woman was shot in the back.

If the lady had also had a gun, no doubt this would not have happened.

Let nothing take a back seat to politeness.

A 19-year-old woman was found shot in the back while sitting in the front passenger seat of a Toyota Camry at the restaurant at 2363 College Drive, Coppola said.

Detectives believe the shooting happened in the 5000 block of Florida Street as the teenage boy, who was sitting in the rear seat of the Camry, accidently fired the handgun.

Stray not from the path of politeness.

Aside:

How can something that travels in a straight line “stray”? Inquiring minds want to know.

Never give politeness the cold shoulder.

The victim’s neighbor called for help around 6:45 a.m. and said he saw the man emerge from his home on Thomas Street near Thunder Drive with a gunshot wound to the chest, Oceanside police Lt. Leonard Cosby said.

The wounded man, who was not publicly identified, was able to tell responding officers his gun went off as he was removing it from his shoulder holster, according to the lieutenant.

. . . it’s the Ammosexual Channel! Consult your local listings for details.

GunTV, a new firearms home shopping channel, is set to launch in early 2016. The channel – presented by the Social Responsibility Network – has partnered with Louisiana firearms distributor Sports South, “the country’s oldest and largest single-source distributor of firearms and ammunition.”

Who says there’s too much ammosex on television, anyway?

The hunt for politeness goes on.

Shotgun deer-hunting season began Saturday. There was one casualty.

A Buffalo man was shot in his left leg by a fellow hunter in the Chautauqua County Town of Arkwright.

. . . because it’s so hard to tell Bambi from a bambino.

Put politeness out to pasture.

Daria Goggins pointed along the dirt driveway to the field where her two Holsteins would have normally been begging for hay each time she and her brother Mark drove by.

The large black and white twins Theodore and Isadora were no longer there.

Standing in front of foundation that was recently poured to build a new barn for her cows at her Richmond home, Daria Goggins talks to reporters on Saturday about finding her pair of Herefords shot on Friday afternoon.

The local constabulary is convinced that it was not a hunting accident.

Up close and polite:

Michael Nelson told a 911 dispatcher he didn’t know the rifle was loaded when he put it to his host’s chest, pulled the trigger and killed him, according to the criminal complaint filed Thursday in Jackson County Circuit Court.

Er, yeah.

Hard Core Pawn, the polite way:

A man was taken to the hospital after police said he was accidentally shot by his coworker in the hand, and a fragment of the bullet hit his face.The man was shot by accident with a rifle being stored in a pawn shop warehouse inside the same building as the Parkway Flea Market, St. Albans Police Capt. Jim Agee said.

Resolve workplace differences politely.

A Birmingham man shot to death when he tried to break up a brawl at the security company where he worked was there to pick up his first paycheck after taking the job just weeks ago to be able to provide his family with a better Christmas.

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The shooting happened about 4:40 p.m. Tuesday at I.P.E.S. Birmingham police spokesman Lt. Sean Edwards said it started when a female employee was working off-site and learned she was being fired. She drove back to the office and got into a fight with another female employee. “It ended up being a pretty large fight with two females and another male,” Edwards said.

During the fight, one of the women grabbed a handgun, returned and started shooting. The woman firing the shots was not the woman who had been fired, police said.

. . . unless you are Not-White.

Hawk your wares, politely.

Police say Jones was shot by her boyfriend, 23-year-old Dylan Grubbs, who had driven to the parking lot to sell a handgun. According to police, the gun fired as he was showing it to a prospective buyer.

Jones was sitting in the front passenger seat of a SUV at the time.

Hunting for dustbunnies, politely.

A Greenwood man ended up at the hospital after he accidentally shot himself while cleaning house.

The man was wearing a small pistol while he vacuumed his home on Blue Nole Road this afternoon when the gun went off.

The stupid, it burns.

Via Southern Beale.

Conduct estate sales politely.

(Greenville, Tenn., Sheriff Pat–ed.) Hankins said the auction company was preparing to sell a .22-caliber rifle.

The sheriff said a man in the crowd wanted to take a closer look at the gun and, as he took it, the weapon went off. A bullet from the gun struck a 63-year-old Surgoinsville woman in the face. She was also there for the auction, according to Hankins.

Play politely.

A 14-year-old girl had to be flown to a hospital after being shot by a 7-year-old boy playing “deer hunter” on Saturday, the Delaware County Sheriff’s Office said.
The boy was visiting a home on E. 310 Road in the northeastern part of the county when he got a .22-caliber rifle from a bedroom and said he was going to play “deer hunter,” the sheriff’s office said.

No adults were at home and the gun was obviously unsecured, but no charges will be filed because it was just all good clean fun and boys and their toys and all that.

Marc M. Dion explains how.

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