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Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another improperly secured gun.

Another child in the hospital.

Once again, politeness goes to the dogs.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

We are a broken society.

More “responsible gun owners” feel compelled to discharge their portable phalluses on the road.

State police investigators believe the drivers of two vehicles fired shots at one another’s vehicles while driving on I-465. The driver of one of the vehicles later crashed as they exited the interstate, police said.

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The 12-year-old boy, who was riding in the back seat of the SUV, had been shot in the hip. Police noticed what appeared to be several bullet holes in the rear driver’s side door of the SUV.

We are a broken society.

And another random act of politeness.

AWe are a society of stupid.

More politeness on the pavement.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus on a public highway.

Yet another I’m-sure-if-you-asked-him-he-would-say-that-he-knows-how-to-handle-his-portable-phallus “responsible gun owner” takes politeness for a ride.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Show politeness to those who want to keep their kindred safe.

We are a broken society.

Yet another incident of politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

The police chief said the children’s father was cleaning his pistol at the kitchen table when a round left in the chamber went off. The bullet struck his 4-year-old child in the upper left arm and then grazed the right arm of his 5-year-old child.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

If you have a dispute with your neighbors, be sure to settle it with politeness.

When you attend the ceremony, be sure to say farewell to the dearly departed by displaying your politeness.

One person was shot and killed at a funeral on Wednesday afternoon in Virginia’s capitol city of Richmond.

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Richmond Police Chief Rick Edwards believes the shooting started after two funeral attendees got into an argument before the casket was in the ground. He says it’s something he’s never seen before.

We are a broken society.

Another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus while passing on the pavement.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” practices self-politeness with his portable phallus.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

If you must complain to your child’s teacher, be sure to do so with politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus whilst traversing our highways and byways.

Honest to Betsy, you couldn’t make this stuff up.

Once again, we confront an evidentiary exhibit supporting the case that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are confronted with evidence that “responsible gun owner’ is an oxymoron.

The hunt for politeness continues.