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Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Deputies in Pulaski County (Ark.–ed.) have arrested a man after they say a child shot a gun, left unattended by him, and killed a 7-year-old boy. . . .

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

“Responsible gun owners” decide to frighten Fourth of July festival with a doppelganger of a portable phallus.

The Marguis de Sade would be envious.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another demonstration of courtesy on the concrete.

We are a broken society.

They found politeness in a parking lot.

Another child . . . .

Yet another “responsible gun owner.”

Yet another portable phallus exposed to a child.

Yet another life ended too soon.

Yet another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

And, again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Just another day in the NRA’s festival for firearm fetishists.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” displays politeness to a fellow driver.

We are a broken society.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

According to police, Cardoso was allegedly handling the gun in his bedroom when it fired a bullet through the wall into the living room, where it struck his sleeping family member.

The family member was later treated at the hospital and released.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

More politeness on the pavement.

Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

And, as we all know, a polite society is a cleaning society.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus.

We are a society of stupid.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility. From the police press release:

This morning, while Bus Line 108 was stopped at Slauson and Fairfax (in Ladera Heights, CA–ed.), a rider accidently (sic) discharged a firearm, injuring himself.

And yet again we are reninded that “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms.

“Negligently” refers to failing to exercise due care and responsibility, as implied by the phrase “responsible gun owner.”

“Accidentally” is a “Get Out of Jail Free” card for oxymoronic (emphasis on the “moronic”) “responsible gun owners.”

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

The Defiance County Sheriff’s Office says they are investigating after a 2-year-old boy was killed in an accidental shooting in a Hicksville home over the weekend.

(snip)

The sheriff’s office says preliminary evidence indicates the shooting was accidental, happening after children gained access to an unsecured and loaded firearm. . . .

Yet another member of America’s unregulated militia performs a random act of politteness.

A 4-year-old boy was hospitalized after being struck by stray bullets during a birthday party Sunday evening, according to Wilmington police and the child’s family.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Three people were grazed by shrapnel after an accidental discharge at a farmers’ market in Decatur on Saturday.

Decatur Police Department officials said that they made contact with a man who said that his gun accidentally discharged while it was in his pocket when he stood up. . . .

And we are again reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Another child.

Florida woman finds politeness in a parking lot.