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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society’ 0
More politeness on the pavement.
Yessiree Bob, selling all them guns sure does make persons more polite, don’t it.
(Shhhhh. We won’t talk about the ROI for the Mongers of Death.)
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Yet another “responsible gun owner” fondles his portable phallus and sends himself and a child to the hospital upon its–er–discharge.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Honor the nation’s birthday with politeness.
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Self-politeness is the politest kind.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
In the event of a disagreement over how close is too close whilst parking vehicles at the big box store, settle said dispute with politeness.
We are a broken society.
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Brotherly politeness:
The man was sitting across from his teen brother and handling a gun, trying to fix it, police said.
He raised the gun and pulled the trigger, fatally shooting his brother in the head on accident, police said.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
And, as we know, politeness takes practice.
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You too can join in the fun and win a portable phallus.
Afterthought:
You do know that the whole NRA-style Second Amendment fetish isn’t about “the right to bear arms,” and it’s certainly not about “a well-regulated militia.”
It’s all about the Benjamins.
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Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.
We are a society that has chosen to poison itself with lead.
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And another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.
The father was securing the front door when he heard a popping sound. He suspected it was a gunshot and ran to check the car. He found the toddler on the center console with a gunshot wound, the report states.
We are a society of stupid.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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Another “responsible gun owner.”
Another unsecured portable phallus.
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Settle disagreements over parking spaces with politeness.
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(snip)
The Spokane County Sheriff’s Office is currently investigating the suspicious death of Clancy. Boyd reached out to NonStop Local for help in solving the mystery of who could have shot her horse. “To ever think that someone deliberately or accidentally shoots your horse right in the kill spot on their head and they’re dead it was very heartbreaking and he was my heart horse, my unicorn,” she said.
We are a broken society.
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To exercise politeness properly, you have to receive careful instruction.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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Not only is “responsible gun owner” an oxymoron, it would appear that, for this “responsible gun owner,” “gun safe” and “gun safety” are not on speaking terms.
(snip)
“There was an incident that happened this morning. As I was packing. I was also packing my firearm back in my safe and it went off and on the table, which went into the chair as well. I am truly sorry it was a total accident,” they wrote, offering to replace the damaged furniture since they owned the same set at home.