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Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a toddler.

We are society of stupid.

And another gun fancier didn’t know–and didn’t bother to check whether–his gun was loaded.

And thus passeth another life in Gun Nut Garden of Eden.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

More politeness on the pavement.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs an act of neighborly politeness.

The incident happened at around 11 p.m. on Sunday. The person who shot the gun, who was identified as 30-year-old Caleb Bean, reported to 911 that he had accidentally discharged his firearm while attempting to cycle the action of his rifle, and that the bullet traveled through the ceiling of his apartment and struck a woman in the unit above his.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

. . . and another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to cause his portable phallus to discharge while traveling America’s highways and byways.

More neighborly politeness.

So many guns. So much stupid.

The hunt for politeness continues.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

There’s no politeness quite like neighborly politeness.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs random acts of politeness.

When persons make innocent, honest mistakes, point out the error of their ways with politeness.

A woman was attacked while mistakenly walking up the wrong driveway when searching for her acquaintance’s house, with the homeowner shooting at her 17 times as she fled.

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Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

A four-year-old boy was injured after police say he accidentally shot himself Tuesday night at a home in the Berclair neighborhood.

And yet again we are again reminded that “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms. Yes, the child may indeed have shot himself accidentally, but a “responsible gun owner’s” negligence made it possible.

(Syntax error fixed.)

Yet another oxymoromic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to discharge his portable phallus at a fellow driver.

“It appears that this is a true tragedy. [Royalston] lived here. An occupant of the home thought that he was breaking in and was an intruder, and opened fire. So again, a real tragedy as we work through this,” said Lt. Andrew Smith, of Atlanta police.

Thus passeth another life in the Gunnut Garden of Eden.

Once again, a “responsible gun owners” has taken a child’s life while playing with his portable phallus.

We are a broken society of stupid.

Politeness begins in Oshkosh, b’gosh.

So many guns. So much stupid.