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. . . and another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” waves at another driver with politeness.

A slice of politeness.

A Tennessee man has pleaded guilty to pointing an AK-47 rifle at Little Caesars employees because his $6 pepperoni pizza was taking too long to cook, records show.

The story mentions that he’s almost as old as I am. You’d think he’d know better than to start swinging his portable phallus about in a pizza joint.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

More politeness on the pavement:

Gunfire hit (Nashville Chancery Court Judge I’Ashea–ed,) Myles’ passenger in the hand and leg. The passenger, who police identified as a 25-year-old Nashville resident, is being treated at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.

Myles was driving a Toyota Prius westbound on I-440 when the shooting took place at about 8:50pm, police said. Investigators said a speeding white sedan was weaving in and out of the interstate traffic and passed the Prius on the left shoulder.

Then the sedan swerved into a lane to the right of the Prius and slowed down before someone inside opened fire onto the Prius’ passenger side.

We are a broken society.

Settle arguments with your romantic partner with politeness.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

According to statements made by the boy’s parents, it is believed that the boy’s father either placed or keeps a loaded handgun in a holster on top of the refrigerator in the kitchen, the DA said. The boy’s mother said the he evidently used a chair to climb up on the kitchen counter tops, and apparently reached on top of the refrigerator to get the gun, Johnson said.

The news report does say that the child is recovering in hospital.

And another responsible gun owner exercises politeness on the pavement . . . .

Police say the victim was attempting to turn onto Green River Road, when a dark-colored SUV ran a stop sign and cut off the victim’s vehicle. Authorities say the victim honked and yelled at the driver of the dark-colored SUV. The SUV’s driver reportedly parked in a nearby lot, and approached the victim’s window. Police say after exchanging words, the SUV’s driver pulled out a gun and fired several shots into the car.

We are a broken society.

Another child is sacrificed to the NRA’s leaden idol.

We are a broken society.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

Party with politeness.

We are a broken society.

And, once again, we see that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Via Job’s Anger.

Florida Man.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another child . . . .

A toddler was killed after his 5-year-old brother got a hold of a gun inside the family’s car, police in North Carolina say.

(snip)

Investigators determined the victim’s 5-year-old brother found a loaded gun in a vehicle, deputies said in a news release. Authorities didn’t say who owned the gun.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” demonstrates that said term is an oxymoron, while yet another child is sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

We are a broken society.

And, again, politeness becomes child’s play.

And it’s just another day in the NRA’s Pantheon to Portable Phalluses.

Given all the random public shootings in the news these days, you’d think he wouldn’t be this stupid, but, then, again, he is a polite people of Walmart toting a pseudo-phallus.

Police responded Sunday night to the store on North Road in Seneca Falls after receiving a report of an individual dressed in cowboy attire entering the store with a gun strapped to their leg.

After searching the store, reviewing security camera footage and speaking to the individual, police determined the gun was fake and the store resumed normal operations.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Politeness again becomes child’s play.

We are a failing state.

Addendum:

Oh, and speaking of life in NRA Paradise . . . .

The Appoquinimink (Del.–ed.) School District says starting next month, fans will be screened using a weapons detector called Evolv before entering football and basketball games at Appoquinimink, Middletown, and Odessa high schools.