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The Associated Press’s Gillian Flaccus runs the numbers. A snippet:

Eight million Americans became first-time gun owners between 2019 and 2021, said Jeffrey Butts, director of the research and evaluation center for the John Jay College of Criminal Justice at City University of New York.

“We already had 400 million guns in circulation. So when you bump that up and include a lot of first-timers in the population, you get accidents, you get precipitous behavior, you get people reacting to small insults and conflicts with their guns because they’re in their pocket now,” he said.

Yet another responsible gun owner . . . .

We are a broken society.

Keeping the peace with his piece.

An armed man interrupted an argument between three (12 and 13 year old–ed.) girls on Storms Avenue Monday night and struck one of the girls in the face and then threatened to shoot onlookers, authorities said.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Eden.

Brotherly politeness.

We are a broken society.

Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility.

Yet another responsible gun owner proves that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another responsible gun owner (sic) treats a loved one with politeness.

We are a decaying society.

Politeness is a family value.

Yet another responsible gun owner (sic) discharges his responsibility.

We are a failing state.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Politeness tries to fly the fiendly skies.

Once again, a responsible gun owner (sic) exposes children to politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

Yet another child is exposed to politeness in NRA Eden.

Yet another random act of politeness . . . .

We are no longer a civilized society.

Yet another responsible gun owner–well, you know the rest.

There’s nothing like partying with politeness in NRA Paradise.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” (sic) asserts that “negligent” and “accidental” are synonyms.

Look them up. They are not.

We are a society of stupid.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another random act of politeness.

Phoning it in.

We are a failing state.