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Position your politeness precisely.

Steffer and another person were outside checking on animals after hearing coyotes, according to a news release from the Sheriff’s Office. The other person had a rifle, repositioned it and it went off.

Politeness takes practice.

“I heard gunshots, which is normal, and then all of a sudden I hear one shot that I heard the whizzing of the bullet right by my head,” Avery told the TV station.

Unnerved, the boy decided to pack up and go home. But just as he was leaving, more shots were fired and he dropped for cover on the ground.

He wasn’t injured.

Game wardens later found the shooter, who was firing at a steel target just off the ground without a recommended backstop and few trees between the target and where Redding was fishing, according to WCSH.

“Anybody can be a gun owner but be a responsible gun owner and do your homework before you go out shooting,” his father, Matt, who is president of the Maine Youth Fish & Game Association, told the TV station.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

(Warning: Short ad at about the seven-and-a-half minute mark.)

We are a society of stupid.

Show politeness to your family.

Officers found the man, 40, of Staten Island, New York, lying on the floor upon arrival. Police said he was visiting an uncle, 72, of Fair Lawn.

When his uncle handed the victim a handgun to look at, it went off, striking the victim, police said.

. . . and another gun apparently goes off on its ownsome.

Party politely.

Politeness takes practice.

He spoke the truth (though I doubt this ammosexual was aware of how much truth he spoke).

The New Jersey Attorney-General wants to look behind the lead curtain.

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

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Resolve political differences with politeness.

Practice politeness at your friendly local retail emporium.

A male reportedly shot himself by accident and was last seen running out of the store accompanied by a female. . . .

Through reviewing the video surveillance, according to police, it was determined that the shooting was clearly accidental. The male appeared to have the gun in his hand, inside his jacket pocket, when it suddenly went off and injured his leg.

Yet more neighborly politeness . . . .

Authorities said an elderly man accidentally fired a gun inside his apartment at St. Anthony Place and the bullet traveled through the wall and entered the adjacent apartment, narrowly missing the two elderly individuals who live there.

One more time, “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms.

Treat your neighbors to a little politeness.

Investigation determined that a gun had been fired in a third floor apartment, traveling through the floor and through the ceiling of the occupied second floor apartment underneath.

(snip)

Stone (the shooter–ed,) indicated to police that he believed the handgun was not loaded at the time that he was manipulating it.

Another child is the victim of the confluence of guns and stupid.

Another day in NRA Paradise

Expose the firefighters striving to save your house to your politeness.

Fredrickson was working an exterior hose line when intense heat inside the home caused a loaded firearm to discharge. A bullet traveled through an exterior wall striking Fredrickson, a 16-year veteran of the department, in the abdomen.

The story goes on to report that he’s facing a third surgery.

We are again reminded that politeness is child’s play.

And thus passeth another life in the NRA’s Garden of Eden.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Patronize your local purveyor of politeness politely.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Car-nage.

Two people accused of using a BB gun to shoot into more than a dozen vehicles in Fairhope (Alabama–ed.) have been arrested.