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Yet another child discovers politeness.

A five-year-old boy has been shot and killed by his 18-month-old cousin who was playing with a loaded gun.

The toddler is believed to have found the gun laying around at his uncle’s house in Detroit, Michigan, before picking it up and firing a single bullet, police have said.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Politeness is a family value.

One again, a responsible gun owner (sic) exposes children to politeness.

The hunt for politeness continues.

We are again reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Be polite to your neighbors.

The hunt for politeness continues.

A Hardin High School senior, Zeak Dryden, 18, was critically injured on Sunday when he accidentally shot himself in the shoulder while out duck hunting with friends in the Livingston area.

His mother, Shonda, said Zeak was riding on an ATV when he reached into the back of the vehicle to grab his firearm. The trigger mechanism for the shotgun snagged on something and discharged, striking Zeak in his right shoulder.

Drive politely.

A polite society is a clean society.

The teen, whose name is not being released by the Star-Banner because of his age, told Detective Ian Simpson in an interview that he was given a gun to clean. He said he took the gun and went to his residence, which is nearby, and wiped the firearm.

He said he and his girlfriend, identified as Kelsey Lynn Smith,17, were in a room and she was on the bed. The teen said he was walking around the room playing with the gun, spinning it around his finger.

While playing with the weapon, he said, it accidentally went off.

“Accidentally” is not a synonym of “negligently.”

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Expose your children to politeness.

Per the child’s father and mother, the child had obtained a loaded handgun inside the residence and accidentally shot himself. The child was alive when he arrived at Bothwell but despite lifesaving efforts, the child succumbed to his injuries and died.

Politeness takes practice.

The stupid. It burns.

Celebrate special occasions politely.

“We said, ‘Oh it’s midnight, happy New Year’s,’ and then immediately she puts her hand to her head and there’s blood dripping down and she says I got shot,” said Shay Orozco, who was hosting the gathering.

The woman had suffered a gunshot wound to the head after a bullet fell from the sky. When Orozco realized what had happened she called 911.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Show your politeness to the TSA.

If you’re going to run from TSA officers after they catch you with a loaded gun in your carry-on at the airport, don’t forget to grab your ID and boarding pass before you high-tail it out of the security checkpoint.

Follow the link for the rest of the story.

The polite just keep on truckin’.

On Thursday morning, officials received reports of a person shooting at semi-trucks along I-35, between the 75 and 86 mile markers.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Tet another hunter can’t tell a human being from (in this case) small game.

Here’s the headline; follow the link for the story.

Hunter who thought he was firing at animal shot and killed teen at Lake Nockamixon, DA says

Party politely.

Washoe County deputies responded to call around 1 a.m. Sunday about a teen who was shot in the thigh at a party about 30 miles (48 kilometers) north of Reno. The girl was not identified.

The Washoe County sheriff’s office said it is believed somebody at the party fired a weapon into the dark not knowing she was there. The teen is expected to recover from her injuries.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Ensure that your offspring play politely.

Show politeness to your siblings.

Laura Natalya Rodriguez was killed Tuesday. Houston police said she was shot by her younger brother who was showing off a gun.

PSA for gun nuts:

The internet is a public place.