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Geo-Politics 0

What Noz asked.

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Send in the Clowns 0

Yet another night at the improv.

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The Scandalmatizer 0

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“This Is a Test, and It’s Pledged Work . . . .” 0

Jill McCorkle thinks she has found a better way to vet our candidates. A nugget:

Here is what I think would be the proper way to have an election: Each candidate must report to a designated school on a given morning, then proceed into his or her own classroom with only a blue book and two sharpened number two pencils with erasers. Each will be thoroughly searched—no crib notes allowed—and a monitor will be assigned to ensure no cheating: the candidate’s only resource is his or her brain. They will then have four hours to write out their platform—their beliefs and ideals and what they hope to accomplish when elected. At 8:00 A.M. the voice on the PA system will instruct them to begin and at noon will say that time is up.

Then each candidate’s statement will be published just as it appears in all newspapers across the country. The statements will also be read aloud by unbiased parties on the radio and television at appointed times. Period.

Spend a few minutes toying with notions of the essays that the Republican hopefuls might produce . . . .

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The Candidates Debate 0

Werner Herzog’s Bear thinks that Fox has chosen to anoint Hey! Rubio!

Via Raw Story.

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Thom Gets Mail 0

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Big Box State 0

John Romano has a realization:

Turns out, the similarities have been staring us in the face for years.

Price cuts = tax cuts.

Uninsured employees = uninsured residents.

No-frills merchandise = no-frills infrastructure.

Low wages = well, low wages.

Cheerful store greeter = Gov. Rick Scott.

It’s obvious, isn’t it? Florida is the Walmart of states.

Follow the link for the bargains.

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The Candidates Debate 0

Title:  Political Wimps.  Illustration:  RNC and GOP candidates to media:  Give us the scripted pre-digested questions we want or we'll take our scripted pre-digested non-answers elsewhere.

Via Job’s Anger.

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The Candidates Debate 0

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Decoding De Code 0

Thomas M. Sherman takes out his Little Orphan Annie Decoding Ring and gives it a twist.

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Ryan’s Derp, Both Sides Not Dept. 0

At The Nation, Eric Alterman tries to figure out why the hype about Paul Ryan and how he could possibly seen as a “compromise” House Speaker. A nuggget:

This “Ryan to the rescue” fairy tale is merely the latest manifestation of a corrupt bargain made by many members of the mainstream media. Unable to escape the intellectual straitjacket that requires them to cover the Republican Party as if its ideas are serious, they accept a false equivalence between Republican crazy-talk and normative reality.

Do please read the whole thing.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Twit Carson.

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“Suffer the Children” 0

It’s not a quotation. With a Republican legislature, it’s a policy (emphasis added).

On an average day, workers move busily around the lot, fixing a steady stream of buses. Some need state-mandated preventive maintenance, required every 45 operational days. Some have basic problems, like burned-out lights; others have more serious issues, such as leaking fuel tanks or broken doors.

But bus 756 is from the late 1990s, and it’s more difficult to find new parts. So for nearly a month, it has sat in the lot.

Having vehicles out of commission, coupled with driver shortages, has made some buses late picking up students this year. It’s a situation that has angered parents, and one that school officials – in Chesapeake and elsewhere – say is tied to a precipitous drop in state aid.

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“The Smart One” 0

High-fallutin figurin’ just ain’t his thang.

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The Decline and Fall of Donaldo Trumpez 0

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The Bush Blame Game 0

Southern Beale thinks it’s a bush-league lame game.

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Figuring Out the Lie of the Land 2

Jason Johnson tries to understand the appeal of Ben “Baron Munchhausen” Carson. Here’s an itty-bitty bit:

One explanation for Carson’s success might be that he is, in a sense, a protest vote. That he represents an anti-Obama temper tantrum for subconscious racists.

“He does serve that purpose,” said Carter, “and it does insulate those voters from certain charges of racism. Like when George Bush picked Clarence Thomas to replace Thurgood Marshall. He was kind of thumbing his nose at Marshall’s legacy.”

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Self-Injury Disorder 0

Man yelling,

Via Job’s Anger.

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The Sad Truth Lurking behind the Republican Candidates 0

The Republican candidates, including “The Smart One,” and their whole damn party are nuts, and dangerously nuts at that. For example.

I understand that the next Republican debate will be moderated by Robbie the Robot, assisted by a Tribble, and broadcast on XFN (the X-Files Network).

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Chris-Crossed Off 0

Underboy on the undercard:

In a blow to his struggling campaign, Governor Christie will not be on stage with the leading contenders for the Republican presidential nomination when they debate in prime time next Tuesday.

Instead, at 7 p.m., Christie will join other contenders who have barely registered any support in national polls because he did not meet a threshold set by host Fox Business Network, the network announced Thursday.

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